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  1. 25 minutes ago, Lianne said:

    Wat is “emosh”

                                                     it's when you're loved up and raving against sweaty bodies on the dance floor

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  2. 24 minutes ago, Tim_J said:
    30 minutes ago, zero said:

    I'm having watmm flashbacks...isn't the new classic theme color scheme the same as the one the forum used to have pre-2005 crash? looks very similar to 2004ish watmm...although I have no idea how I would remember such a thing...funny how the brain works sometimes

    What if I told you? 

    Mandela fx... ?

    B da lite Yada Yada Yada... 

                                                                                                      Haha:)

  3.                                                                              alignment & font size

                                                                                              please:)

  4. 13 hours ago, iococoi said:
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    Netflix's The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance has been canceled after one season

     

                                                                                     what part of resistance don't those puppets understand?

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  5. 19 minutes ago, dingformung said:
    • Apes: a shrewdness
    • Badgers: a cete
    • Bats: a colony, cloud or camp
    • Bears: a sloth or sleuth
    • Bees: a swarm
    • Buffalo: a gang or obstinacy
    • Camels: a caravan
    • Cats: a clowder or glaring; Kittens: a litter or kindle; Wild cats: a destruction
    • Cobras: a quiver
    • Crocodiles: a bask
    • Crows: a murder
    • Dogs: a pack; Puppies: a litter
    • Donkeys: a drove
    • Eagles: a convocation
    • Elephants: a parade
    • Elk: a gang or a herd
    • Falcons: a cast
    • Ferrets: a business
    • Fish: a school
    • Flamingos: a stand
    • Foxes: a skulk or leash
    • Frogs: an army
    • Geese: a gaggle
    • Giraffes: a tower
    • Gorillas: a band
    • Hippopotami: a bloat
    • Hyenas: a cackle
    • Jaguars: a shadow
    • Jellyfish: a smack
    • Kangaroos: a troop or mob
    • Lemurs: a conspiracy
    • Leopards: a leap
    • Lions: a pride
    • Moles: a labor
    • Monkeys: a barrel or troop
    • Mules: a pack
    • Otters: a family
    • Oxen: a team or yoke
    • Owls: a parliament
    • Parrots: a pandemonium
    • Pigs: a drift or drove (younger pigs), or a sounder or team (older pigs)
    • Porcupines: a prickle
    • Rabbits: a herd
    • Rats: a colony
    • Ravens: an unkindness
    • Rhinoceroses: a crash
    • Shark: a shiver
    • Skunk: a stench
    • Snakes: a nest
    • Squirrels: a dray or scurry
    • Stingrays: a fever
    • Swans: a bevy or game (if in flight: a wedge)
    • Tigers: an ambush or streak
    • Toads: a knot
    • Turkeys: a gang or rafter
    • Turtles: a bale or nest
    • Weasels: a colony, gang or pack
    • Whales: a pod, school, or gam
    • Wolves: a pack
    • Zebras: a zeal

                                                                                                   I Really Enjoyed reading that collection of get-togethers, Thanks dingformung:)

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  6. 6 hours ago, yekker said:

    When did pm turn to dm?

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    6 hours ago, Hugh Mughnus said:

    I asked that a while back, don’t member the thread. ?‍♂️

     

                                                                                                    What if Jerry told You

     

                                                                                        BetheLightthatradiatesunconditionalLoveForgiveHealandhaveFun:)

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  7. "The full meaning of life, the collective meaning of all human desires, is fundamentally a mystery beyond our grasp. As a young man, I chafed at this state of affairs. But by now I have made peace with it. I even feel a certain honor to be associated with such a mystery."

    "It was not possible to formulate the laws of quantum mechanics in a fully consistent way without reference to consciousness."

                       - Eugene Wigner

     

     

                                                                                BetheLightthatradiatesunconditionalLoveForgiveHealandhaveFun:)

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  8. Florida Man shot his doctor after he made him climax during a prostate exam

    Published on Sep 17, 2020 by Aaron Granger

    A Florida man, 56, shot his physician close range twice in the chest for making him climax during a prostate exam.

    On the day of the crime, which went down on August 22nd, Milo Johanson absconded the state of Florida. Fortunately the physician he shot survived the wounds of gunfire and he had now recovered fully. Johanson who in Jacksonville was a car salesman had vanished without a trace. He is presently a fugitive and some folks think he potentially left the United States. The doctor he fired upon notes for over 30-years he had been doing prostate exams and guys ejaculate all the time in the midst of the prostate exam and one’s sexuality has nothing to do with it.

    “Milo needs help,” Dr. Smith elaborated. “The prostate is like a male G-spot and it carries semen, it is very sensitive so when it is touched and massaged you get an orgasm with almost no effort. The prostate is only accessible through the anus and that’s not very comfortable for most men. I understand that Milo was shocked by what happened to him, an orgasm meant something sexual had taken place between us and he became very aggressive. Ordering me to apologize and say no-homie, I did not even know what that means.”

    Dr. Smith claimed he was trying his best to calm down Johanson and gently inform him it was a normal thing however he whipped out a pistol, busted two shots at him, and fled. He was last seen in Jacksonville that day. His 29-year-old significant other said he phoned her and remarked “hasta la vista” and that was the last time she heard from him; after that call, his number was out of service. “He hated homosexuals I know that but the shooting? I never thought he’d take it that far.”

    https://socialnewsdaily.com/91225/man-shot-his-doctor-after-he-creamed-him-during-prostate-exam/

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                                                                                      BetheLightthatradiatesunconditionalLoveForgiveHealandhaveFun:)

  10.                                                                                     any friend of Wigner is a friend of mine

                                                                       BetheLightthatradiatesunconditionalLoveForgiveHealandhaveFun:)

  11.                                                                    Soundlab20 are you f-ing serious?!?! Gets my emotions and tears going every time, Ha:)

                                                                                                     Thanks RDJ for this:)

     

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    1 minute ago, dankphaser said:
    4 minutes ago, hello spiral said:

    Exactly. If you're a fan you've already preordered this. I don't think they really have 'swing voters' anymore. 

    Also, preview tracks ruin albums for me. You've always got that one track that has associations attached to it.

    From the fan perspective, sure, but Warps job is to find swing voters. 

                                                                                               ain't nothing wrong with a blimp

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                                                                         BetheLightthatradiatesunconditionalLoveForgiveHealandhaveFun:)

  14. On 9/10/2020 at 5:46 AM, Braintree said:

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                                                                                                          Haha, how long is your hair?

                                                                                           mine's past the middle of my back:)

  15. 10 minutes ago, mushroom said:

    listened to syro and most of quaristice too. syro has so much like, crazy wriggling shit in it, was really digging it.

                                                                                i always thought SYRO would be awesome to listen/dance to tripping or rolling:)

                                                                                             Glad you had a great time on your trip:)

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  16.                                                                                                        matrix cpu stuck

                                                               BetheLightthatradiatesunconditionalLoveForgiveHealandhaveFun:)

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