keltoi
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flol don't be rediculous!
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do veggie burgers even count as burgers?
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cracker. what's the building?
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no worries, i took it as intended... i only really watmm from work anyway so i'll be here... unlucky!
kids have a lot to answer for re the sacrificing of space and time - now i have more space (not so much time) to accomodate my hobbies... homebrewing will also be restarted imminently so now at least i can bike off the beer belly.
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nah it's an old hobby rekindled, delet... looking forward to it.
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Today I got into a car accident and spun out on a fast two lane highway, hitting the divider a couple-three times in a full out of control spin, landing facing oncoming traffic with assholes failing to even change lanes until they were 5 feet from my car, and then apparently two other cars got into what I hope is an independent accident, and my car is in the shop but it looks totaled and I have a $1000 deductible on collision insurance (but at least I have it, I guess).
I'm ok but a little banged up, for a while there I didn't think I'd make it out. Don't have health insurance, so I'm thankful I didn't get slammed.
Highway was fine until it happened but I lost traction immediately and couldn't correct. It had been raining, must have hit an oil slick? Also there was a guy on my 5 o'clock who may have tagged my bumper and caused me to spin out in the first place-- it happened really quickly. Fuck. I was driving slowly and safely, too, since I knew it had been raining.
Goddamn fuck my life needs to start getting back on track. The last time I got laid off some dipshit totaled my car too.
WHY FUCK WHY
Also I was on the way to an uninsured health clinic to figure out why my pulse has been spazzing out at 105 @ rest since I got back from India.
shitsakes... glad you made it baph.
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i won a cheeky £50 bid for an old specialized rockhopper A1 comp MB... bloke assures it's not fucked but we'll see... anyway for £50 it was worth a punt.
i hope it doesn't need too much work cos i have trails 10 seconds from my front door. could be a nice wee project to get it running nice.
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that looks amazing gaarg
no.
gaarg, you are awesome.
yes.
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probably not what you'd call a posh beer but this thing is a hop grenade
pretty posh over here. yum.
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I want ribs for dinner but my girlfriend is making chicken instead.
I said I would make ribs!
careful guys. past history suggests relationships and watmm aren't a good combo. but sure you'll be fine.
maybe they'll both get banned.
maybe there'll be a sex tape.
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I want ribs for dinner but my girlfriend is making chicken instead.
I said I would make ribs!
careful guys. past history suggests relationships and watmm aren't a good combo. but sure you'll be fine.
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sigh, that picture just recieved more likes than any profile picture ive ever put on facebook in about 4 minutes flat.
it's a cracker. was RDJ swedgering with you ?
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much love, keltoi must live, he's one of the good ones.
Also steve, glad that you're not on the turps eneemor. (wrote that last werd old school for tauboo's sake)
cheers delet!
i'm alive! but my car is dead... terminal.
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lads, i'm not up to speed but that's totally fake. no incidentals, nothing but effected guitars, boring... 8 years!
has anything else non-fake surfaced in the last... 24 hours?
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Haha I'm currently broken down in fast lane of 5 lane motorway with no hard shoulder.been some near misses already in my ass.. Hopefully help on way.
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when the low bass grumble kicked in on the video i actually came.
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what % alcohol are these beverages chaps?
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Spear the doughnuts with your tumescent willy and march around the office barking orders at the women and shouting "stick this on facebook you plebs." You won't feel dead inside.
lol
"hey that doughnut didn't have a hole in it before!"
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OMFG THIS DOUGHNUTS IS OOOOOOHHHYEAH MMMMNNNNNNNNN YEAAAAHHHH AAGGGGHHHH AGH UGH UGH UGH GNNNNGGGHHHA!!!!!!
*lights cigarette*
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my boss brought in a box of krispy kremes or whatever and the women here are krispy kreming their pants and taking photos of a box of fucking doughnuts to put on facebook and text their jealous friends.
i can't get excited about a box of doughnuts. am i dead inside?
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i've recently realized that my girlfriend's brazilian accent makes her sound like she is perpetually doing a christopher walken impression. now it's all i hear, it cannot be unlearned.
lol
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a felafel in a burger bun is still a felafel.