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    Your pointless thoughts & observations

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    On 9/4/2022 at 6:01 AM, cruising for burgers said:

    so last night I had one of the most fucked up  dreams/nightmares I've ever had... something really Cronenberg...

     

    I found a kind of purple plant made of something like gelatine/rubber with tentacles that when I touch them each one of them played a tone... so I entertained myself playing weird melodies which I thought to myself that sounded like afx cause they're not on a tempered scale or were microtonal or whatever and I thought that I needed to tell watmm about it... the thing is that everytime I touched the tentacles, they would try to envelope/glue/swallow me to so I was kinda afraid of playing to much because I didn't want it to melt with me... but I couldn't resist it so eventually the plant ended up merging with myself crawling up my arms... but what comes next is pretty embarrassing... the gelly plant or whatever developed some kind of genital organs and started talking and got aroused... and I did too... so the plant's belly started to fold inside recalling the form of an hotdog bun or a taco and I really wanted to stick my cock inside it, I was very horny... but the plant kept saying, we can't do this, stop, but I couldn't resist so I placed my cock inside it and told the plant I was gonna come... I whispered a countdown in her ear, 3, 2, 1, and then I woke up, with a boner... what's wrong with me...

    “What are you doing *step afx plant*?”

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    Celebrity Deaths

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    On 7/31/2022 at 11:52 PM, marf said:

    I wasn't really afraid of death until lately. A series of deaths in there family and a birthday seem to have kicked it off. But still, Im afraid and not afraid. My mind is out of control in the first place. That could be the real issue

    It fucking sucks when you pass 30 and relatives start dying that’s for sure

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    What Video Games Are You Currently Playing

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    Posted · Edited by Berk

    On 8/8/2021 at 11:43 PM, Silent Member said:

    Cyberpunk 2077 didn't do nothing for me (edit; except piss me off), I quit after a handful of hours. I loved the Witcher 3, but I just had no interest in any of the characters, the story or the world as presented, and I've played the fucking OG pen and paper cyberpunk game back in the day, so I should love it. The gunplay felt like shit, the melee felt like shit, driving felt like shit, movement felt like shit (with a controller). Also, the loot is shit. I felt like a fucking garbage collector. You done goofed CDPR. 

    lol this is sorta my take as well although I really like the atmosphere in the city they created. But yeah combat is a little lame, kinda my main gripe with TES games like Oblivion and Skyrim. Maybe they should've just made a new Witcher 3 but in a Cyberpunk setting. So they didn't have to invent a whole new engine and what have you

    I was driving on Jackie's bike and got launched onto a bridge when I crashed into a car on the road, zero damage. It was pretty cool. Other than that, driving feels janky yeah. 

    Also, I was trying to protect some citizens from a robbery, than I accidentally blew up my own bike with a grenade, and then cops came after me. Bullshit 

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    House Music

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    On 4/6/2022 at 1:00 AM, Shimon_Shimon said:

    He's fantastic, especially love these two tracks. 

    Just waiting for Oasis to arrive. 

    Always love this track

     

    On 4/3/2022 at 5:35 PM, splesh said:

     

    Some great tunes here too, although I have kind of a love/hate relationship with the Slav channel, also a lot of - in the words of Nathaniel X - watered down bubblegum crap posted on there.

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    The Coffee Thread™

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    Posted · Edited by Berk

    On 10/26/2021 at 12:39 AM, yekker said:

    Grain size adjustment is very important! yeah.

    Don’t know how much you’re willing to spend but after I did some research for a good grinder to go with my flair neo (mainly reading up on Reddit posts) I got myself a 1zpresso jx pro a couple of weeks ago and it’s the shit. I think you can get it for about 160 dollars. It can go from Turkish coffee to espresso to French press.

    I’m using a bottomless portafilter and removed the spout. No spraying or channeling whatsoever since I found the sweet spot on the grinder. Feels very satisfactory.
     

    on the other hand French press is more forgiving so maybe investing in a jx pro is a bit over the top, although there are much more expensive grinders out there and if you ever wanna try another brewing method your grinder is sort of future proof when you get the jx pro

     

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