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    I love Eyes Wide Shut so fucking much. I really just look at Kidman and Cruise in it as vessels to move the story forward. The story is so original, amazing and mysterious. Kubrick is a scientist with his method. The film holds a subplot, that works its way into my thoughts on the film after every viewing. It seems to speak to me, so this is why I love the film. It is alive.

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    Mike is your everyday guy; hard-working, loyal, and unassuming. But Mike has a secret: he used to be the President! After an assassination attempt, Mike had used his CIA pals to fake his death so that he could live the small town life he so sorely missed. But a chance encounter with the exiled president of Venezuela -- now a small-town drag queen named Miss Firez -- rekindles Mike's penchant for political intrigue... and his passion for love!

     

    Can this unlikely couple save America from itself? Find out this summer!

     

    Miss Identification!

    Starring Noah Wyle and Dwayne Johnson

     

    FLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    A team of superheroes are fighting an unknown enemy and special effects are going crazy, different characters are performing different feats of magical display but we don't know why until two old dudes, magnet man and the professor, explain some of it to us while chilling in a room apparently where the enemies can't get to, for no explained reason, and then they come up with an awesome idea to travel back in time using one of the "specials" powers, which she never had up until right now, and bloop a dude with magical claws goes back in time to stop the "robots", he was warned by one of the old guys that if he meets the professor old guy in his earlier life, he will be disappointed, and boy is he, and so are we because the old guy chose to have use of his legs versus saving humanity with his awesome super powers, in the previous magically protected future room we were told that one of the "specials" killed the inventor of the unknown enemies aka "robots", making it possible for the US government to okay the mass extinction of "specials" and in turn everyone, nothing like that Terminator series though, so the professor is a junkie and his friend is helping him but no one else lives in their huge house on the school lot that the junkie built to help mankind, instead he wants to use drugs and only help himself.....magnet man escapes with the help of goggles man, magnet man pisses off Richard Nixon and keeps his gf Morph Girl from being able to kill the tiny dude who destroyed the future past by tearing up a baseball stadium and plopping it on the lawn of the white house, then there is an exchange, "Hey Morph Girl." "I am Enigma now." "Nah, you are Morph Girl." "I am like totally Enigma now!" "Shut up Morph Girl, we have to go!" "You asshole I am totally Morph Girl now, I mean Enigma!" All are saved, after we show you everyone not be saved in the future, in slow motion, they are actually saved, SURPRISE! Magical Claws gets to be with old gf and everything is awesome! Credits role, but no it isn't over, we throw in a scene of a mash up of Stargate and Close Encounters at the end of the film just to be cool.

     

     

    Pretty Shitty huh?

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