Glunk
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i spent too much money on nail polish. at least the colours are awesome. seriously, one of them has holographic sparkles
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ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS FOR A BEST FRIEND> SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY
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fuck, i'm sad and tempted to drink.
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i want to have a peaceful friday night at home, but my bedroom is in the front of the house and there are kids SCREAMING and running around on the front lawn and wrestling. and some of the screams are of the high-pitched blood curdling variety. holy fuck i hate children
*starts turning green*
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having to consider ppl viewing this website im working on with 800x600 resolution wtf
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Made some gingerdeadmen for the little tikes that come round on Halloween.
Not one has come round so far and now it's raining. Looks like I've got about 10 of these to eat...
It is tasty though.
thats some cute
but i wouldnt eat your poision dead men i mean cmon how did they die
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I justy left and Iwas like "hey im gonna steal ur garlic fingers" then i stole all the garlic fingers in his kitchen. no remorse
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K I'm in some dudes bed. We were spooning and he fell asleep. Now I'm like I dunno should I just leave???? I put everything u do is a balloon on his stereo and no response he is the heaviest sleeper evwr
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in the sense that you tickle bum holes with it?
more like it tries to be a penis wig and then just gets caught under the foreskin
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apparently i have the messiest hair ever and am really pleased about it. if my hair was a beard it'd be like encey's.
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i can't stop imagining that if encey performs oral sex on a woman that beard would be tickling her bumole
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wowow, creepshots was shut down. good news.
someone revealed the identity of the guy who started it too. yaya justice porn.
still lots of other creepy subreddits and misogyny on ther internet though
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kill meh plaz
coffee stopped working and i drank a shit load of coffee today and now i ave really bad heartburn my agh i ate like 6 zantacs and still
my craziness inhibitor is about to explode now see y'all on the other side
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r/creepshots is giving me anxiety about having to leave my house
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lol im embarrassed why did i post this crap i think im manic from being awake so long
im acting really unlike myself and its annoying me
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i was hoping that meant rub yo clit but it really means wash your vag good advice nonetheless
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why am i thinking about sex more now that i'm single. this is so unfair.
got a guys phone number. he's totally hot but not my "type" at all. now i have to decide how much i'm really into trying out casual sex
to rebound or not to rebound?
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my cat sat on my already broken keyboard and fucked up some keys
i think im gona make an ep of ndc music and cal it "broken keyboard"
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encey i have cursed you with depression have a nice time in 5 years
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i'm trying this 'fake it til you make it' thing right now...
it's... okay...
actually no it's a piece of shit
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guess what i SHOWERED TODAY
HELL YESSSS
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just remember that getting through the day is an accomplishment, and look how many days we got through
WE DID IT!!!!
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seal flipper pie and cod tongues, yum yum
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some guy said i look like putin
stupid first world problems you're dealing with
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it's called "make a comet-ment" (lol). the brand is nicole by opi.
guys wearing nail polish?