ok so i was walking around the street naked and people on bikes were looking at me but i didn't care. then someone brought a device that scared birds away, cause i didn't like birds looking at me naked(?). the device was just like a bright light that flashed and they all flew away.
then i walked through a door and i was in my old high school theater/auditorium but it was like twice the size and an old friend of mine from high school who was into drama n shit was doing a play or something and Katy Perry was their opening act. so i watched a bit of that and went back outside.
then this 30 yr old - sexually attractive - woman came up to me and wanted to fuck, then this cunt little kid turned up and started talking and i woke up.
damn..
