Guest thec Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 the end of a shoelace is called an aglet george washington was almost sniped by a scot called Ferguson when oppenheimer watched the first atomic explosion he quoted an old hindu poem and pronounced 'i have become death, destroyer of worlds' a platypus can detect electric and magnetic fields ET can't whistle because he has no lips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Helper ET Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 i have a new friend named thec Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest thec Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 i got two tickets to paradise you are cordially invited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Helper ET Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 i accept Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest thec Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 alright just dont bring your UFO buddies because they get ectoplasm everywhere and it's a bitch to clean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 An average of 8 priests are sacked per year within the British Isles as a result of incidents involving curtains or blinds. Dogs actually possess the ability to digest coal, but they choose not to. The modern table was invented by Sir Ronnie Table in 1945 on his return from serving in WW2. Before this people would eat their food off the floor like filthy animals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest thec Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 The modern table was invented by Sir Ronnie Table in 1945 on his return from serving in WW2. Before this people would eat their food off the floor like filthy animals. I remember reading about this, wasn't it a collaboration with Sir Charles Hair? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 Some history books still mention him but current experts denounce him as a thief and a sex offender Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest thec Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 Mostly due to his comeback novel, Great Asspectations Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Helper ET Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 he even made a second comeback novel entitled dick and jane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest thec Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 he also ran for congress and threw down fisticuffs with david attenborough's ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Helper ET Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 he was also a public masturbator. we all frowned upon him but he....oh man he just wouldnt stop masturbating. we were all like, ronnie stop masturbating in public, but... oh man, he just wouldnt listen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest thec Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 i didnt frown i took pictures Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest countchocula Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO, before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was Sir Santa of Claus, an ape-like creature making crude and pointless toys out of dinobones and his own waste, hurling them at chimp-like creatures with crinkled hands regardless of how they behaved the previous year. These so-called "toys" were buried as witches, and defecated upon, and hurled at predators when wakened by the searing grunts of children. It wasn't a holly jolly Christmas that year. For many were killed. A war-like race of elves from the Red Planet landed on the ice-encased Earth, and they were immediately enslaved by the unevolved Santa Ape to make his confused toys using galactic elfin technology. Toys were made into recognizable shapes and given names like "train, " but these toys were also thrown at predators and defecated upon because they were so stupid. Christmas still sucked, in a big way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Helper ET Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 i didnt frown i took pictures pics or gtfo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azatoth Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 Member: ET Posts Today:100 % of today's posts: 8.05% % of posts which are shit: 100.00% Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest thec Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO, before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was Sir Santa of Claus, an ape-like creature making crude and pointless toys out of dinobones and his own waste, hurling them at chimp-like creatures with crinkled hands regardless of how they behaved the previous year. These so-called "toys" were buried as witches, and defecated upon, and hurled at predators when wakened by the searing grunts of children. It wasn't a holly jolly Christmas that year. For many were killed. A war-like race of elves from the Red Planet landed on the ice-encased Earth, and they were immediately enslaved by the unevolved Santa Ape to make his confused toys using galactic elfin technology. Toys were made into recognizable shapes and given names like "train, " but these toys were also thrown at predators and defecated upon because they were so stupid. Christmas still sucked, in a big way. LOL we are monday friday wednesday tuesday friday saturday sunday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Helper ET Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 Member: ET Posts Today:100 % of today's posts: 8.05% % of posts which are shit: 100.00% ok there has been some shit, but if you think %100 of it was trash you need to get your lenses cleaned because i was a genius about 7 or so times tonight plus stop all the hating! im just a man trying to get drunk and have a good time and chat with strangers online. why does this bother you? its not like im taking anything away from you. ive been sitting here all fucking night waiting for people to post and it just does not ever happen, so i initiate the discussions to get the party moving, sorry for having fun last post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest thec Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 azatoth is just pissed he is located outside the universe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Helper ET Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 that would be very frustrating. i also think that means he is god. because if god created the universe than there must be something outside of the universe therefore azatoth = god Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest thec Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 also let's try and keep this thread about TRUE FACTS a thec is a measurement for giant penis size... ie; that stout african fellow's member is approx. 2 thec's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Helper ET Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 which african? i must know for documentary reasons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest thec Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 benjamin netanyahu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 FACT: Many Autechre songs become actual words if you add vowels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest thec Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 FACT: Venetian Snares could actually be a talented musician if he wasn't a one trick pony Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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