SR4 Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 chax speaks truth. i drank two 4 packs of redbull one night and had to go to the hospital...my heart was palpitating like crazy off beat and everything....even an 8ball of charlie never did that to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 I've already read that story, and to find death by red bull they estimate to consume 15 cans within one hour, so I'll just get high as a kite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oyster Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 ET, I am becoming one with this Coffee Spirit you speak of. If there is a "God", than this Coffee Spirit is undoubtedly it's superior. I can feel the Coffee Spirit's unconditional love for all things java, I can feel its blanket of warmth and comfort, I can feel its power, strength, and yes, its beauty. I feel like my mind is pulsating with the rhythm of the Coffee Spirits own hummingbird-like heart beat, like the ominous drum pattern found in so many films, yet played by a hyperactive 4-year old. The sound is synesthetic in nature, as it is accompanied by flowing colors that burst from the very center of my vision and wash throughout my bedroom , like liquid nitrogen hitting the floor and dissolving into nothingness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 "Red Bull overdose is not cool...On New years eve I was with friends and literally thought I was having a heart attack. My heart was pounding so bad that you could see my tee shirt flutter." What a load of poppycock, thanks thec. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Helper ET Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 Pod, I don't mean to sound arrogant. But you are where I was about 12 cups ago. I'm still trying to figure out how to communicate where I am in plain English, I will get back to you. But let me say this, I can say for sure, the mythical plateau we were discussing seems to exist. I am not there yet, but I feel as though I can look up and see it's beauty hovering above me, just out of reach, like Dorothy gazing at Oz from the field of Poppies. My double strength pot has finished brewing, its time to get started... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oyster Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 I wish you luck ET. I seem to have hit some sort of blockage, I'm drinking coffee, cup after cup, but I can't break out of this plateau. Maybe I'll try the double strength coffee trick as well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triachus Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 i drink no more than 1 tiny cup of coffee a day am i normal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 Hallucinogens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 i drink no more than 1 tiny cup of coffee a day am i normal? The amount of coffee one drinks in any one day is proportional to the size of ones penis and this can usually be observed by others around by the size of your cup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 dont listen to ET...he is most likely going to have abnormal hypertension on his comedown and he wont be a happy camper. i figure 2-3 cups a day is normal.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Helper ET Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 w 0 M l uj s J P 2e g H M 5m r B F Ou v C W 8e x C L U c o G 2 4g h l w xg j C V 2p B E I Wn s x A Ow A N R T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oyster Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 I am close to the point of stomach explosion. I need to lay down, but the moment I do, I feel the need to get up and move around. I'm jittery as fuck. The color warpage is so intense I can hardly even walk a straight line because everything is warped and obscured by the fractals and shapes that are flying around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 You've probably drunk the equivalent to about 15 red bulls by now, so heres a small tip Pod, while you still can, call the ambulance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hanratty Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 when does the inevitable horrific comedown going to start? I was wondering if one of you is faking it so that the other will drink more? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 when does the inevitable horrific comedown going to start? I was wondering if one of you is faking it so that the other will drink more? Of course one of them is, but which one? The comedown will start when one of them pisses blood and passes out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 I can't wait until they both have massive headaches and ET posts a "I have a migraine and I don't know why" thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 He's an alien hows he supposed to know what a headache is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 By that logic, why does he say a prayer of thanks to god every time his girlfriend gets a visit from her Aunt Flo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oyster Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 No comedown insight, in fact I'm drinking enough coffee at a constant pace that I'm not feeling any sort of tiredness coming on at all, in fact the colors are dying down a bit but the euphoria is still amazing, I feel one with God, Satan, and the honorable Coffee Spirit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Helper ET Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oyster Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 So I'm thinking I'll probably be awake the rest of the year. Think of all I will be able to accomplish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 google img coffee girls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Capsaicin Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 I'm gonna try and get some really spicy food, and maybe trip off of that. Like in that Simpson's episode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oyster Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Okay guys, I mistook my cat as some sort of demon spirit and almost killed it with the stapler near my computer. This is fuckin scary now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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