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dolphins probably have it better than anyone


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they can jump out of water and hump people and it's fine (smiles all round).

 

they look good in sunglasses:

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for comparison:

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there are dolphin dildos in many varieties. sometimes the vagina part is a dolphin, sometimes just the butt part (or is that the clitoris stimulation part? ask a dolphin), sometimes all 3 are dolphins of varying sizes, for the full dolphin experience. i don't think any other creature shares this honour. ducks can go in the bath and whales can be soap, but never dildos. as for humans, a dildo resembling one man's appendage is generally shunned - whereas the entire dolphin form is accepted, there are no man-shaped dildos.

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i probably shouldn't post threads i come up with when i'm falling asleep. it didn't seem like a good idea anymore today, but i decided to do it anyway.

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