Guest Tony Danza Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 Facebook is my new girlfriend. well, your new girlfriend is one nosy bitch! She'll probably get you fired some day. My goal with Facebook is to to get laid. I knew a guy who got laid all the time from his Myspace profile. He'd just post active pictures of him drinking with friends and doing kooky things. It worked for him, I guess. He pulled a lot of chicks from the online world. I got a girl's number from Facebook. When I called her, she said she'd be "missing in action for about four weeks." Uhm, OK. I guess I'll just wait. I won't stare at the phone everyday for hours on end or anything... I mean, I check my e-mail four times a day for school--not for her. I thought that was a pretty weird thing to say, but she's from California. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Caustic Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 sup man you should be a weatherman again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tony Danza Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 sup man you should be a weatherman again No way, Jose. That gig sucks. DODODODODODODODODODODODODO DOOOOOOOO MORE here's your paycheck ($28 before taxes). At least with teaching I can pass out worksheets to kids while I text my friends. I'm just kidding, but I know teachers who work like this, heheh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 Tony was a weatherman? Thats a pretty kool job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tony Danza Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 I wasn't, but Caustic believes it's the same thing as a reporter. Weathermen have MUCH harder jobs. lolberries Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 lol, I was gonna say reading your posts I thought you were a reporter, weathermen have harder jobs? Don't they just have to stand, point and read from the screen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 Tony's job is easier because he doesn't have to stand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest analogue wings Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 (skip to 1:30) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tony Danza Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 Tony's job is easier because he doesn't have to stand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Caustic Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 Tony's job is easier because he doesn't have to stand. dude you would have gotten a kickass inviso-tie out of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tony Danza Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 They don't still make Married With Children, do they? I know it's still on TV. It was huge in Idaho. Sigh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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