Guest Mr Salads Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 *catches the wave and surfs it* The idea of a tsunami is a thrilling aspect to a surfer? Are you fucking crazy, mr. CEO of Quicksilver? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tony Danza Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 I don't know Dog. I have a lot of friends who have met him, though. I hear he's in some sort of trouble with his taxes or something. I never wanted to leave WATMM, but my priority was to get my life back in order and get out of Idaho. In doing so, I didn't have any time to Internet that didn't involve surfing for chicks on Facebook. Idaho. We all make mistakes, I guess. Mine were going there and loving the same woman for five years. I moved back in with my mom in Hawaii in August 2008. She has gotten a bit odd since she retired. She cries a bit at the conclusion of each phone call I make to her now. I moved a desk in my room and she flipped out over it so I moved out after finding two cavemen who were renting out a room. I feel obligated to have a drink with them after work around midnight a few times a week. They ask me a lot of questions. I try to not answer them with one word. I'm not an elitist or anything, but they're really, really dumb. All they do is sit there are praise me for going to school, not knocking up "baby mamas" and for showering daily? The question mark was to symbolize my own disbelief. Sigh. Oh well. The rent is dirt cheap and I talk my way out of paying the electric bill by flirting with the landlady each month. Some day I hope she and I will make love so I can see the roof of her mouth. She has an OK face and pretty hair, but her body looks a bit like an attractive woman who eats at Lumps R Us, and she wears giant, giant panties. Enormous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv_party Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 where do people who live in hawaii go on vacation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beneboi Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 The next sentence is false. The previous sentence is true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patternoverlap Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 Hey Tony! How did your phone call with that hipster chick go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 The next sentence is false. The previous sentence is true.incorrect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCONES TO DIE FOR Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 The next sentence is true. I can lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tony Danza Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 Hey Tony! How did your phone call with that hipster chick go? I didn't call her yet. I don't see conversation going anywhere with her. The plan is to wait until the small, pink motorcycle helmet I ordered comes in before calling her. She wants to go for a motorcycle ride so I'll just wait until I get some time off, and then I'll invite her for a ride. At least then we'll have some experience to talk about or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tony Danza Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 where do people who live in hawaii go on vacation? Waikiki. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 what do hawaiian people call hawaiian shirts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QBLA Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 shirts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 thought so. but how do they distinguish between boring sky blue work shirts and sunset orange shirts with pineapples and palm trees? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 Because hawaiian shirts are their work shirts. The blue collar ones are for when you go to Waikiki. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beatfanatic Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 did someone just say " boy o boy " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 yo .. welkum bak ... + fuk it's expensive to fly to hawaii from ausii Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest A/D Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 hey man! i missed your posting prowess. welcome back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tony Danza Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 Thanks! Hawaiian shirts are called "aloha shirts" in Hawaii. I bet you can't guess what we call a Hawaiian pizza. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 A tomato-cheese saucer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tony Danza Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 A HAM AND PINEAPPLE PIZZA (seriously). What a world! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 They actually call them "Ham & Pineapple Shirts" too, you just won't admit it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siegecow Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 i was gonna say aloha pizza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Enter a new display name Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 Your journalist career in Idaho would have been successful if you took pictures of yourself as Spider-Man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 Thanks! Hawaiian shirts are called "aloha shirts" in Hawaii. I bet you can't guess what we call a Hawaiian pizza. see i knew it wasn't such a silly question. everyday's a school day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tony Danza Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 "Hawaiian" is a controversial word here because of the native Hawaiians. If you describe anything as Hawaiian that really isn't a Hawaiian, the Hawaiians will throw a temper tantrum before leaving their tent cities angrily. Someone from Hawaii is a Hawaii resident. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 Facebook is my new girlfriend. well, your new girlfriend is one nosy bitch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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