keltoi Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 oo oo i'm an ingrown pube look at me creating a red swollen infection Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 I cast lightning bolt on you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoppit Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 Can I get a glass of water? I think I'm choking on a cockle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 *strolls behind bar, pours self a cranberry juice* *feels like a regular* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sir Winston Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 Was around for a long time yeah, was also known as nekta round these parts. But in this pub, this sacred shrine to drinking and eating salty snacks, it does not matter what my name is. Free cockles are amazing, they cost shitloads in the shop down the road. Oh also pork scratchings, yes or no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ward Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 fancy a game of pool nekta? heads or tails? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoppit Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 *coughs up small plastic fork* ...that feels better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sir Winston Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 Always heads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ward Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 tails never fails, i'll break ohhh what a break, potter a red and yellow, think i'll go red. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idrn Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 pork scratchings - yes when properly mullerd. suspect seafood bought from a balding cockney - always. anyway, old girl served me a pint of mostly head. gonna right kick off, arrrrrr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 WHO THE FUCK IS SERVING DODGY IN THIS PUB? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sir Winston Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 That side of the table is rolling badly, that shot was always going in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 ORCS STORM THROUGH THE DOOR *rolls dice* ABUSIVEGEORGE DIES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 WHO THE FUCK IS SERVING DODGY IN THIS PUB? Goddamit . . . *puts on apron* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 *puts drinks on bar for Capsaicin and autopilot* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 I CAST IMBIBE LEVEL 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 I CAST IMBIBE LEVEL 3 No way in hell you rolled that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest weed Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 *buys round for everyone* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 No way in hell you rolled that. UH.... *rolls three d20* I SPILL THE DRINK ALL OVER MY SHIRT AND PUKE ON THE BAR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest weed Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 *buys autopilot some water* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 UH.... *rolls three d20* I SPILL THE DRINK ALL OVER MY SHIRT AND PUKE ON THE BAR *nudges bowl of nuts autopilot's way* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 *pours water into bowl of salted nuts* *passes out* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 *puts penis in autopilot's mouth and takes a picture* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 *wakes up during insertion* *cracks open an eye to see if 1-36 notices* *pretends to still be asleep* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 *traces penis with Sharpie on autopilot's cheek* That'll learn you to soak nuts on my bar, you lightweight! No more free drinks from me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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