Guest zaphod Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 so i left a note on my neighbor's door the other day because he has a dog that i can hear through the walls (i live in an apartment complex) that he just leaves, presumably in a cage, all day while he's at work. today he came by and started knocking on my door really loud, i open it, he slams the note into my chest and starts screaming at me, swearing, whole crazy neighbor routine. i told him i was simply asking if he could find a solution for the dog issue and he started freaking out, not looking me in the eye and calling me "a passive aggressive faggot", at which point i just closed the door on him. i don't really know how to handle this, the guy is an office worker who seems really anti social and i know he's divorced and in his forties, and he has hated me since he moved in a year ago. so i'm thinking he's going to come by tonight with a gun and kill me. so, most likely, last post. i will leave my few possessions with yegg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funkaholic Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 that was abit passive aggressive of you, shoulda done what he done did, knock on his and ask him, but sounds like he might be a cranky fart so what ever you do will end up with screaming and barking kill the dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zaphod Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 nah i've complained about this before, should have mentioned that. i confronted him once outside about it and he started going off on me, so i don't think it would matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rabid Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 eat the dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funkaholic Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 sleep with him but he sounds like a right idiot, try and make friends with the dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 when hes at home. sit in your apartment and bark till midnight. or borrow a dog every night for a week. he'll get the message Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zaphod Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 i own a dog, actually, but he's well trained and considerate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funkaholic Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 OR RECORD THE DOG BARKING THEN PLAY IT BACK WHEN HE'S BACK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 ding ding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spraaaa Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 mix in the doggy brown note for extra thrillz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rightsidedrive Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 buy a dog silencer if it really annoys you, or just play some idm muzaks towards his side. fight fire with fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest assegai Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 OR RECORD THE DOG BARKING THEN PLAY IT BACK WHEN HE'S BACK! that's what I was gonna say. Is there a tenants association? Or anything other than the police where you can report the noise pollution? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mrx Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 OR RECORD THE DOG BARKING THEN PLAY IT BACK WHEN HE'S BACK! this is what i suggest, but it that doesn't work then beat him up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ms-dos Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 get that dawg stoned as FUCK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruising for burgers Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 call the animal defense or such, he can't let the dog locked for hours!!! but then it's america, you might get killed for doing it ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 Post some shit through his letterbox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruising for burgers Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 here in portugal, by law, we can't have dogs on apartments, but no one cares, only if you press charge... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ms-dos Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 Post some shit through his letterbox. Shove a larger dog through his letterbox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 shoot your dog in the penis so he howls for a couples days until he dies from infection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr Salads Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 Do you like that apartment? Can you move? I dont think ive stayed in an apartment longer than 2 years at a time. Change of scenary and whatnot. Assuming you stay, I would just ignore him from now on. This doesnt sound like someone who is actually considerate enough to read a note from a neighbor and thoughtfully, calmly address it like a normal human being. Dont worry about this guy too much... Funny side note, our neighbors downstairs flip the fuck out on their kids. Holy shit. One morning Im going to work and hear the dad and the son going at it. Dad: GET IN MY CAR. son: I DONT WANT TO DRIVE WITH YOU. I WANT TO GO IN MOMS CAR. ...pause... dad: I DONT GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU WANT TO DO. GET IN THERE!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Funktion Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 how did you word the note Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvatorin Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 You could pump cyanide gas into his apartment while he is away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 Fuck his dog in the arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ms-dos Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 zaphod, i think you just need to 'Seduce a Ridiculous Neighbor' in your next note, if you know what i mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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