Immortality is not science fiction anymore

[YEK]

hmmm tough one, live a normal life or be a baby for a very long time. quite

[Guest ezkerraldean]

I mean by population ratio there should be ten girl like her living in China,

they'd probably censor it / use the baby-creatures in dodgy experiments / eat them

[Capsaicin]

maybe there are. Why am I only hearing about it now? 16 years on? Was 14 years not long enough for a story? I saw a show about these old guys that are conjoined twins. Why did I only find out about them once they were in their 50's? Why no special tv show when they were 45?

reality tv show

[Guest nene multiple assgasms]

this is the most bizarre news story I've ever heard or read. also one of the saddest.

[Mr.Sensi]

I mean by population ratio there should be ten girl like her living in China, but it always seems like the first one happens in the good'ole USofA...

 

That's because we're number one.

[Guest nene multiple assgasms]

our freaks have better publicists.

[thehauntingsoul]

OH MY GOD KILL IT

 

 

this raises an interesting question about age of consent

 

 

 

*all the world's paedos make a beeline towards her address*

 

 

Yes, the disappearing tumor sounds fishy.

 

They're probably just switching her out every year.

 

fucking lol! I just wanted to personally congratulate everyone who has participated in this thread and made it possibly the funniest I've seen in a while

[Guest nene multiple assgasms]

am I the only one who finds this incredibly sad? boc need to write a tune about her.

[Guest abusivegeorge]

It is quite sad actually, but WATMM has no heart.

[Guest underscore]

maybe there are. Why am I only hearing about it now? 16 years on? Was 14 years not long enough for a story?

 

 

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9778227/

[Guest jubes]

her mom's like : she just like to shop, just like a regular girl !! she just likes to shop she just likes to shop dammit !

[Guest abusivegeorge]

lol, she likes to shop.

[Guest Franklin]

it's taking everything for me not to lol around the block that this poor baby creature "likes to shop"

 

wtf is it shopping for?

 

 

 

 

[Guest abusivegeorge]

mega LOL^^

[Guest Franklin]

someone do a photoshop of the baby creature with a shopping bag in it's hand.

 

I'm not able to for so many reasons.

[Guest abusivegeorge]

someone do a photoshop of the baby creature with a shopping bag in it's hand.

 

I'm not able to for so many reasons.

 

On parole?

[Guest analogue wings]

someone do a photoshop of the baby creature with a shopping bag in it's hand.

 

I'm not able to for so many reasons.

 

On parole?

 

stop projecting, george

[Guest Franklin]

lol, no

 

complications having to do with no being able to lol about the neighborhood at this time of night.

[Guest zaphod]

 

 

her mom's like : she just like to shop, just like a regular girl !! she just likes to shop she just likes to shop dammit !

 

lol

[Braintree]

her mom's like : she just like to shop, just like a regular girl !! she just likes to shop she just likes to shop dammit !

 

lol

 

The more I play that statement in my head, the funnier it gets.

[Guest Franklin]

humans are fucked

 

here's a quote from another website:

 

"“My strong suspicion is that a lot of sperm whale life revolves around social issues,” said Whitehead."

[Guest Enter a new display name]

Could the baby's little sister use her as an excuse to purchase alcohol in a store by showing the baby's ID?

[Guest Franklin]

shopping lols aside, what really kills me is the family's capacity for love.

[Guest nene multiple assgasms]

women be shoppin'!

[YEK]

that baby would get really drunk on one beer :) yup yup yup