Guest No Don't :( Posted July 5, 2009 Share Posted July 5, 2009 keeps the doctor a way....but not me, I like me the hot hands of a Swedish doctor man...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Funktion Posted July 5, 2009 Share Posted July 5, 2009 as do i Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted July 5, 2009 Share Posted July 5, 2009 this phrase is really misunderstood. it goes back to the days when doctors used to kidnap children in the rural south to make stews intended to help warlocks perform aerial assaults against the union. seemingly innocuous, apples were a great projectile to defend against effeminate doctors. doctors would never see it coming, as a child walking to school with an apple was a common sight due to it being a traditional gift for one's teacher. strangely it does seem to work with your sig and post though, so maybe you were already aware. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvatorin Posted July 5, 2009 Share Posted July 5, 2009 No Don't :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oyster Posted July 5, 2009 Share Posted July 5, 2009 I have never liked apples. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Helper ET Posted July 5, 2009 Share Posted July 5, 2009 I have never liked apples. i love me my apples what kind of fool doesnt like apples? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 mcintosh apples. far better than the computer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest No Don't :( Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 i love me my apples what kind of fool doesnt like apples? I pity the fo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Super lurker ultra V12 Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 logambn=n*m-1*logab Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest No Don't :( Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 logambn=n*m-1*logab fo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Funktion Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 Have you ever heard the expression "an apple a day keeps the Doctor away?" Most assume, with no reason to think otherwise, that it is simply an easy-to-remember rhyme that stresses the importance of eating healthily to young children. But the saying did not originate as a harmless reminder. It was born in a frontier town in the early years of the gold rush, where food was scarce and money even scarcer. One August, when a bad drought had struck the region, a series of bloody killings swept through the town. Every night, a single house would be broken into, and anyone who saw the invader would be swiftly, brutally slain. Nothing was ever stolen, save for a few scraps of food. After two weeks of this, the local grocer set out a few apples and a glass of milk in the town square overnight. He then hid in the tower of the church, hoping to catch a glimpse of anyone who came by. Fighting fatigue, the grocer waited for any sign of life below. Just after midnight, he was rewarded by a chilling sight; a man, carrying a black bag stuffed with dully shining metal tools and covered from head to foot in cloth bandages, staggered into view. He paused at the sight of the apples and milk, then whipped his head around, as if looking for the one who dared to patronize him. Seized with fear, the grocer ducked out of sight, staying hidden 'til sunrise. The strange man had only taken one of the apples, and didn't even touch the glass of milk. No houses were broken into, and no one was killed. For decades, the town continued to place out an apple or two every night, even long after a single apple stopped dissapearing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest JohnTqs Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 apples are the king fruit, grapes are the queen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 No love for mangoes and cherries? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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