Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 what the fuck. I felt it before I saw it. I set my left hand down on the desk only to feel a bug-like sensation and flicked my arm to the side. then I saw it crawling on the ceiling. I was hesitant to smash it as I didn't want to leave a mark on the ceiling. it flew around the room as I dropped f-bombs with three layers of paper towel in my hand. I swatted it to the floor with said paper towel, then lost track of it. what the fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rabid Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 kill it with fire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karmakramer Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 i would get a towel, a nice big one, that is pretty fluffy, but also light-weight... then I would close the doors/windows... wrap the towel around your face so you can't breathe and then pass out/die... theres really no other option in this situation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnTqs Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 bugs are the weirdest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 update: I have killed the cuntroach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cardan Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 i would get a towel, a nice big one, that is pretty fluffy, but also light-weight... then I would close the doors/windows... wrap the towel around your face so you can't breathe and then pass out/die... theres really no other option in this situation hehe... u lead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goffer Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 was it like one of those huge ones? i could never live in a tropical place cause of all the big fucking ugly insects Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rabid Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Cockroaches are very clean insects. They are no germier than the surface they stand on. I let them swim in my cereal sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 says a guy going by the name "rabid" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
takeshi Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faFuaYA-daw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 was it like one of those huge ones? i could never live in a tropical place cause of all the big fucking ugly insects it wasn't huge, but it was motherfucking FLY-ING! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deepex Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impakt Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Did it come out at night or in the heat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 oh god i love that movie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest my usernames always really suck Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 so how's it taste? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Abuse Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 hahaha great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theSun Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 this is why i don't live in the south. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Moss Acid Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 i was walking to the supermarket the other week and the entire road was swamped with flying stag beetles. i fucking ran up the middle of the road ducking and doging these flying fuckers. i was scared out of my mind. it reminded me of 28 days later... sounding like Your browser does not support the HTML5 audio tag http://www.imagesofdorset.org.uk/StagB/maleshort.wav fuck that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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