sneaksta303 Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 When Looking for inebriation. Blame the peer pressure from my roomie, as I'm not a drinker. Pointless thread. I love you all. Mostly. I'll be back in a few hours. This just occured while Steve-O was in the loo... Peace! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sneaksta303 Posted September 27, 2009 Author Share Posted September 27, 2009 sarcasm duly noted and disregarded fellas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sneaksta303 Posted September 27, 2009 Author Share Posted September 27, 2009 drama, drama, and more drama, because my roomate steve loves to act out whilst drunk. i'm hammered but that doesn't mean i have to act a fool.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest placidburp Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 Sneaky, under my carpet, do doooo, under me feeeeeet, he comes out at NIIIEEEET! hey I loves you mate!!1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mrx Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 i''m prettty drunk myself (been drunking negra modelo) and just finsehd watching escapefrom ny(after listening to lory d's new 12'')...can't believe that i lovethat movei so mucha nd that sucj a crap film inflyucenecd so may n peoples. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest placidburp Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 I've been at someones house and been drinkijng some weird evil 50% that you are meant to set on fire before you drink it....we didnt. kinda tasted like absynth mixed with jagermeister. fucking good shit! anyway, I love you sneaky and i await yout new mix! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted September 27, 2009 Author Share Posted September 27, 2009 lol yeah, i've been slacking... & escape from ny is tops i haven't seen it in a minute I should obtain it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JW Modestburns Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 I prefer Southern Comfort 100 proof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 i was pretty trolleyed last night at a mates flat. i remember ripping up a newspaper and throwing the pages out of the window, then watching Battleship Potemkin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Clitterhaus Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 That is so fucked up. Too much realism. I think you need some escapism. Either start drinking again or go back to bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted September 27, 2009 Author Share Posted September 27, 2009 grr so at 5:30 am, I was peacefully sleeping, when my roomate's buddy, a stupid steroid injecting ass thought it would be fun to fuck with me. Well, after a minute I got more pissed off than I have in years, jumped up, then punched him in the face. Mistake? Probably, as for the past 2.5 hours, mr tough guy who literally weighs 2x as much as me and is a good 10 inches taller than me (i'm only 5'2") decided to take it to the next level and use his high school wrestling maneuvers on me, not to mention slamming me against the wall, and thinking that he's super funny because when I went to take a shit, he walked in on me and wouldn't leave. I was 1 second away from calling the cops. I kept on BEGGING my housemate to take this motherfucker home, but alas, he was scared of this dude's drunk ass too. Right now, they're upstairs, but I'm anxious as fuck, and have my knife right by my side. My whole fucking body is in pain because some 6 foot tall fag is so insecure with his masculinity that he has to fuck with someone half his size. I'm fucking livid. I need to get out of this house. It's just not good for me innit. FML. I prefer Southern Comfort 100 proof. ugh. UGH. cough syrup that is, blech! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 grr so at 5:30 am, I was peacefully sleeping, when my roomate's buddy, a stupid steroid injecting ass thought it would be fun to fuck with me. Well, after a minute I got more pissed off than I have in years, jumped up, then punched him in the face. Mistake? Probably, as for the past 2.5 hours, mr tough guy who literally weighs 2x as much as me and is a good 10 inches taller than me (i'm only 5'2") decided to take it to the next level and use his high school wrestling maneuvers on me, not to mention slamming me against the wall, and thinking that he's super funny because when I went to take a shit, he walked in on me and wouldn't leave. I was 1 second away from calling the cops. I kept on BEGGING my housemate to take this motherfucker home, but alas, he was scared of this dude's drunk ass too. Right now, they're upstairs, but I'm anxious as fuck, and have my knife right by my side. My whole fucking body is in pain because some 6 foot tall fag is so insecure with his masculinity that he has to fuck with someone half his size. I'm fucking livid. I need to get out of this house. It's just not good for me innit. FML. whaddafuck kill him. quick slash to the throat when he's not expecting it should do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest placidburp Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 Fucking Christ! You got any mates that are bigger than the fucker to come sort him out? You might just be better off getting the fuck out of there til he leaves! I'd hate to be in your situation mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted September 27, 2009 Author Share Posted September 27, 2009 Fucking Christ! You got any mates that are bigger than the fucker to come sort him out? You might just be better off getting the fuck out of there til he leaves! I'd hate to be in your situation mate. i got dressed and shit hours ago (while it was still dark), and was walking out the door when he knocked me down and blocked my exit. My left arm is fucked. I think he may be passed out now. Just like I SHOULD be, but I'm so hyped up right now I wanna kill. The thing is, when I man up and defend myself he loses all self control and just unleashes, and while I did earn some respect today for defending myself, I hurt. I hurt. FML. And no, the dude's huge, I don't know really anyone who'd want to fight this guy. The worst part is the gay shit he does, like mooning me, and coming in while I was shitting. But call him gay and you get a shot in the chest. I'm going to try and lie down again I guess, but I'm nervous, and don't have anywhere else to go. Fuck st. louis, but fuck me more for me being in this stupid situation in the 1st place. but yes, i'm sleeping with my knife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 cable tie his limbs when he's asleep, then waterboard him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Clitterhaus Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 (remember when Hannibal Lector shanked that guy's femoral artery and you barely realized it?) Indeed. It was even better in the book though. Four paragraphs passed and still the man did not realise what had happened to him, Dam sicilians. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted September 27, 2009 Author Share Posted September 27, 2009 Well, APPARENTLY my roomie said this dude isn't allowed over anymore. We'll see what happens.... Run like the wind to Blue Deli or something and have a Ham on Rye in honor of your Bukowski-like lifestyle. I wouldn't say I have a Bukowski-like lifestyle, unless you know more than I do... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 Kill this fucking cunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted September 28, 2009 Author Share Posted September 28, 2009 mayhap I will friend... But I'd be a prison bitch cuz I got a really nice physique so I'd be passed around like currency in the lock up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 Well, erm, oh right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted September 28, 2009 Author Share Posted September 28, 2009 no i have a really nice ass bro. I'm not being funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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