Guest abusivegeorge Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 I just performed MY ATOMIC RAGING BONER SMASH, and I've destroyed my house and home, it rocketed me into a fourth dimension of which I never knew existed, as the adrenaline rushed from my dick to my face and hit the peak of my skull, my head was in the clouds, but my dick was in chaos. I've killed the parents, as I bought my ATOMIC RAGING BONER SMASH down through my bedroom floor, it ripped the upper decking right out, and my parents fell through the floor from the bed and onto the debris below, my insurance doesn't cover my ATOMIC RAGING BONER SMASH accident, so I've got a huge debt now, and a lot of explaining to do. I'm pretty sad and could with some support, thanks watmm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest taxman Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 oh these things happen. don't be too hard on yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 If anyone can spot the reference I used towards the big book of alcoholics anonymous, they will get my spare copy of Bonobos "Days to come " album. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 I get this every now and then. I once killed my old english teacher this way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 If anyone can spot the reference I used towards the big book of alcoholics anonymous, they will get my spare copy of Bonobos "Days to come " album. Come on sneaky for fucks sake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theSun Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 Bonobos "Days to come " album. A+ album Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 this is like a bad cover version of a mcgriff thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest placidburp Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 oh these things happen. don't be too hard on yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 If anyone can spot the reference I used towards the big book of alcoholics anonymous, they will get my spare copy of Bonobos "Days to come " album. Come on sneaky for fucks sake. i feel retarded. i even broke out the book. is it from one of the stories? if so, i don't have them fucking memorized. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 it rocketed me into a fourth dimension of which I never knew existed, as the adrenaline rushed from my dick to my face and hit the peak of my skull, my head was in the clouds, but my dick was in chaos. There is a clue, in that only one part of that sentence is a line from the book of alcoholics anonymous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 my head was in the clouds, but my dick was in chaos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 Fucking LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 u get my pm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehauntingsoul Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 That's nothing, one time I was furiously masturbating to some gay porn and my boner began to increase in size exponentially. It went straight through the basement ceiling and up my dads ass and he was stuck up there some 40 feet in the air suspended only by my rock hard boner pushing against the inside of his rectum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 Sounds like an average Friday night for me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 u get my pm? I certainly did mate, downloaded it too, going to watch when parents are in bed son. Dan 'N' Cap, I'm very glad to see that I'm not the only one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fishtank Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 were you the one that bought a Cayman? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest thanksomuch Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 oh these things happen. don't be too hard on yourself. HA! best reply Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 were you the one that bought a Cayman? Nope, I don't go for your run of the mill supercars, I purchase cars that are just as quick, but don't have your generic brand label, plus all Porsches look the same. I like sleepers, although arguable the car in my avatar could be called a generic brand name supercar, but it's a very small British company and nowhere near as many on the roads as Porsches, or even Ferraris, but it'll sure as hell keep up with, if not beat em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fishtank Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 that must've been someone else then I love the Lotus Elise, there's an orange exige on my desktop background I've only seen a few around town I was lucky enough to ride in one for about 10 min they must be a blast to drive Did you know they made a version where in the body was made mostly of hemp? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest thanksomuch Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 penis = cars? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 that must've been someone else then I love the Lotus Elise, there's an orange exige on my desktop background I've only seen a few around town I was lucky enough to ride in one for about 10 min they must be a blast to drive Did you know they made a version where in the body was made mostly of hemp? WTF that is awesome lol! Never heard of this at all. They are an absolute joy to drive mate, stick to the road like glue and go like shit off a shovel. Thanksie, cars = penis when you buy something like a ferrari and everyone goes "OH LOOK A FERRARI" cars don't equal penis when people look at your car and go "What the fuck is that? WHY CAN'T I GET PAST IT". lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fishtank Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 LOL did you know Ferrari is like the name Smith in Italian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 lol, oh God. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest thanksomuch Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 that must've been someone else then I love the Lotus Elise, there's an orange exige on my desktop background I've only seen a few around town I was lucky enough to ride in one for about 10 min they must be a blast to drive Did you know they made a version where in the body was made mostly of hemp? WTF that is awesome lol! Never heard of this at all. They are an absolute joy to drive mate, stick to the road like glue and go like shit off a shovel. Thanksie, cars = penis when you buy something like a ferrari and everyone goes "OH LOOK A FERRARI" cars don't equal penis when people look at your car and go "What the fuck is that? WHY CAN'T I GET PAST IT". lol like... my cars you mean :'( i still think my 181 is cute tho >> mine is turquiose blue tho :o and has a hard top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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