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Since i always keep my promises http://forum.watmm.com/topic/50269-douchebags-of-the-united-states/page__view__findpost__p__1155514 i'm posting this.

 

This blog is basically THE database of Romanian douchebagery. http://cocalari.com/

 

Have fun with some of the wrongest people in Europe.

 

Cocalar = one who emulates or belongs to lowest common denominator culture.

Printzesa = literally, "princess"; female counterpart to the above.

 

Enjoy, and post the entries you'd like translated.

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Guest ezkerraldean

i heartily admire Balkan and East-European pikeyness. their folk music is fucking awesome, shame they listen to horrifically cheesy pop music instead.

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i heartily admire Balkan and East-European pikeyness. their folk music is fucking awesome, shame they listen to horrifically cheesy pop music instead.

 

Trust me dude it gets old fast.

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Guest Lube Saibot

Gorgeous fucking women.

 

These aren't the even the hottest we got. :wink:

 

Romania: come for the food, stay for the women, start drinking cause of everything else.

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Guest ezkerraldean

Gorgeous fucking women.

 

These aren't the even the hottest we got. :wink:

 

Romania: come for the food, stay for the women, start drinking cause of everything else.

lol!

 

east europeans are pretty hot, detinitely

 

the girls that is

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I'm going to cluj in march. what should I do?

 

Rape a hooker, get some weed, go swimming, check out the torture museum and smoke your weed at the town centre by the huge water fountains where the children dance and sing.

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Guest Lube Saibot

You seem very keen to promote romanian culture. Not that i eschew your attempt.

 

I'm just having a boring evening. Thought i'd see how what is to me everyday abjection would fare under the WATMM lens. Was hoping for lols.

 

Krisowelony is basically a local meme, and has a "so bad it's good" appeal on that level.

So does this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYYvz_CaNnM

 

That being said... this is not what i'd call romanian "culture". I'll do a real local culture thread if people are interested enough...

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Guest Lube Saibot

I'm going to cluj in march. what should I do?

 

Rape a hooker, get some weed, go swimming, check out the torture museum and smoke your weed at the town centre by the huge water fountains where the children dance and sing.

 

You should go to a McDonald's and take a trip back in time.

 

And if a girl with bruises comes up to you and says "Baiatu' vrei o fata?" you should say "Da."

 

Are these hookers?

3-taranci.jpg

 

No, they're free.

 

You'd pay for that?!

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Guest abusivegeorge

Lol, I am not telling a girl with bruises that I want a girl. I will get another girl with bruises and loads of STD's lol.

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Guest Lube Saibot

Lol, I am not telling a girl with bruises that I want a girl. I will get another girl with bruises and loads of STD's lol.

 

Abusivegeorge, you are thoroughly penetrating the mistery of my obscure language. :shuriken:

 

Surrender internet translators or intimate knowledge of said tongue post-haste!

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Guest Rightsidedrive

I'm going to cluj in march. what should I do?

 

Rape a hooker, get some weed, go swimming, check out the torture museum and smoke your weed at the town centre by the huge water fountains where the children dance and sing.

 

You should go to a McDonald's and take a trip back in time.

 

And if a girl with bruises comes up to you and says "Baiatu' vrei o fata?" you should say "Da."

 

Are these hookers?

3-taranci.jpg

 

No, they're free.

 

You'd pay for that?!

Two out of three I would.

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Guest Lube Saibot

Da. Uau deja sunt 2 oameni pe watmm care vorbesc romana inafara de candlestickmaker si eu. Asta daca si ezkerraldean o arde pe bune sau doar stie de "labagiu".

 

...one of us... one of us...

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Guest abusivegeorge

Honestly I lied I was using google translate I'm sorry, I am having a bored night too.

 

I understand it, but I don't speak it, I understood the ezzkereldean bit, and I don't think he speaks it, I also didn't know candlestickmaker still existed here lol.

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Guest Lube Saibot

I'm going to cluj in march. what should I do?

 

Rape a hooker, get some weed, go swimming, check out the torture museum and smoke your weed at the town centre by the huge water fountains where the children dance and sing.

 

You should go to a McDonald's and take a trip back in time.

 

And if a girl with bruises comes up to you and says "Baiatu' vrei o fata?" you should say "Da."

 

Are these hookers?

3-taranci.jpg

 

No, they're free.

 

You'd pay for that?!

Two out of three I would.

 

Most (decent) people here are grossed out by the whole tanning salon epidemic. And the whole butterface thing. But yeah i can see why you'd hit that. But don't worry, for these kinda girls, it's as easy as owning two cellphones.

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