SR4 Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 good lord i had a close one tonight. was eating at some viet place for some good pho, and i was used to be waited on by the lady that runs the front of house... what i didn't expect was apparently her daughter coming over to our table and making conversation "So, you like Vietnamese food?" "You worked in a hotel? Hmm...you will have to come back with some bottled water and show me how to pour it" add on that she's most likely underage, and you have an incredibly awkward, silent dinner full of anxiety, and pent up pure sexual rage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Franklin Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 who else was there smettingham Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 I see nothing wrong with this scenario apart from you apparently being homosexual Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 yeah but if you've spent a week on watmm you know that lumpenprol is a degenerate. null and void. edited for clarity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 , well at least admit you don't quite get the "pent up sexual rage" part. Embarrassment I can understand but rage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted December 29, 2009 Author Share Posted December 29, 2009 oh its rage. i want to pound the poonanny into submission and tower over it like a viking with a sunbeam streaming down onto my crown of dragonbones actually, i think the girl may be in college, why else would she have shown up just now? should I actually return with a bottle of water? thoughts, your thoughts please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 what a weird way to flirt. water? come on man..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 oh its rage. i want to pound the poonanny into submission and tower over it like a viking with a sunbeam streaming down onto my crown of dragonbones actually, i think the girl may be in college, why else would she have shown up just now? should I actually return with a bottle of water? thoughts, your thoughts please lol, have at it man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted December 29, 2009 Author Share Posted December 29, 2009 return with a bottle of KY Jelly/ does that come in bottles/ christ im sad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest maoam Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-tNdx0ho8s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karmakramer Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 whats the problem here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted December 29, 2009 Author Share Posted December 29, 2009 the problem is me and my idiot peni I havent been with a girl for....I havent even been with a girl I don't even know what they look like, for fucksake, it was probably Art Garfunkel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 You need to conquer this girl, she is holding you back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karmakramer Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 Ah... yeah I suck at meeting people too, and its been a good year since I was with a girl for a long period of time. Just turn your brain off, most guys who get a lot of sex are morons I find. Make sure she is 18+ then go back, I wouldn't bring the water, but see if she mentions something again. If she flirts more, just be like, "hey sorry I didn't bring a bottle, but heres my number... give me a call sometime, I'll teach you all about water pouring... I'm really really good at it, so it will be worth your time! I usually charge the people I train in water pouring, but I like you, so this one will be on me (then smile and slide her the number on a piece of paper)"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted December 29, 2009 Author Share Posted December 29, 2009 she's probably reading this right now. I probably just flirted with Yegg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 lol. If that doesn't work remember there's an open offer for you to come to china and be a porn star Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted December 29, 2009 Author Share Posted December 29, 2009 i can get the sex....but what about the love? wheres the porno love, lumpy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted December 29, 2009 Author Share Posted December 29, 2009 like pussy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 i can get the sex....but what about the love? wheres the porno love, lumpy? love is a many splendored thing that grows over the years. In the interim you can settle for a young girl who cleans the floor in lingerie and cooks for you. That'll put a spring in your step. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted December 29, 2009 Author Share Posted December 29, 2009 lolz that doesn't even sound real.....how is the business going? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 there's incremental progress...can't be more specific than that... The cleaning the floor in lingerie is totally true, I came home a few days ago and she was mopping in a skimpy silk teddy I brought her last time I came back from the States, my heart swelled with fond perversion. But I haven't yet figured out what I'm supposed to do with her. I actually introduced my previous hookerfriend to my mom and had her come out to dinner with my employees, as I knew she could pass as my real gf (though hilariously, some of my employees figured it out). But this latest one is tiny and 19...we go out in public but I'm not sure otherwise...will have to make up my mind at some point whether I want to broadcast to the world at large... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted December 29, 2009 Author Share Posted December 29, 2009 wow...sound successful...chinese playboy. wish you luck on that front man...so far grad school is going well, dont wanna risk it...yet anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted December 29, 2009 Author Share Posted December 29, 2009 ill risk you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yegg Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 Viet girls are crazy, hit it but don't cross it otherwise you'll end up being the base of her next pot of pho broth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted December 29, 2009 Author Share Posted December 29, 2009 Viet girls are crazy, hit it but don't cross it otherwise you'll end up being the base of her next pot of pho broth. how accurate is this statement? personally i find sexxing a lady and then being chopped up for pho sounds awesome. its a good thing i only get the seafood version. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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