Guest ms-dos Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 her legs are not crossed anyone else have their really long legs occasionally knock things over while getting into position? i've kicked drinks, children (really), you name it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 my legs are thin enough that my testicles can drop mostly unchallenged below my thighs, when crossed. they don't escape completely so it's kind of like squeezing a water balloon; where the slack is swallowed by my milky thunder and the rest muffin tops out of my shorts. it's difficult to say what goes on with my penis, but she thrives under the pressure. excellent comment, enjoyed reading it very much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ms-dos Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 my legs are thin enough that my testicles can drop mostly unchallenged below my thighs, when crossed. they don't escape completely so it's kind of like squeezing a water balloon; where the slack is swallowed by my milky thunder and the rest muffin tops out of my shorts. it's difficult to say what goes on with my penis, but she thrives under the pressure. do this naked in front of a mirror and check out your ball veins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goDel Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 #2 is an acquired position, but i'm definitely growing more comfortable with it. and getting more interested looks on the train helps too. i suspect women generally see the #1 as stereotypical narcissistic anti-social male behavior. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted May 15, 2010 Author Share Posted May 15, 2010 my legs are thin enough that my testicles can drop mostly unchallenged below my thighs, when crossed. they don't escape completely so it's kind of like squeezing a water balloon; where the slack is swallowed by my milky thunder and the rest muffin tops out of my shorts. it's difficult to say what goes on with my penis, but she thrives under the pressure. i'm struggling with your reference to your phallus as feminine... *assumes no.2 posture* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blanket Fort Collapse Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 her legs are not crossed fag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted May 15, 2010 Author Share Posted May 15, 2010 #2 is an acquired position, but i'm definitely growing more comfortable with it. and getting more interested looks on the train helps too. i suspect women generally see the #1 as stereotypical narcissistic anti-social male behavior. i think you've hit on something important... no.1 = still trying to prove self. no.2 = nothing to prove/i give in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goDel Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 that, and on the train it's just a sign of manners allowing others some space too. sometimes lifes too f-ing obvious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted May 15, 2010 Author Share Posted May 15, 2010 also, on a train there's vibrations that can be transferred into the penis via pos.2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goDel Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 plus, it keeps it warmer down there. (i'm on the boxer side of the road) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ms-dos Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 #2 is an acquired position, but i'm definitely growing more comfortable with it. and getting more interested looks on the train helps too. i suspect women generally see the #1 as stereotypical narcissistic anti-social male behavior. i think you've hit on something important... no.1 = still trying to prove self. no.2 = nothing to prove/i give in. in general, open stances are indicative of masculine confidence (or even aggression). when sitting, however, open stances also have a sexual component. it's like, "come get it sugar tits." ... hence why i post here with my legs totally splayed, hands juggling my nuts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted May 15, 2010 Author Share Posted May 15, 2010 #2 is an acquired position, but i'm definitely growing more comfortable with it. and getting more interested looks on the train helps too. i suspect women generally see the #1 as stereotypical narcissistic anti-social male behavior. i think you've hit on something important... no.1 = still trying to prove self. no.2 = nothing to prove/i give in. in general, open stances are indicative of masculine confidence (or even aggression). when sitting, however, open stances also have a sexual component. it's like, "come get it sugar tits." ... hence why i post here with my legs totally splayed, hands juggling my nuts *assumes pos.2* *assumes pos.1* *assumes pos.2* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 my legs are thin enough that my testicles can drop mostly unchallenged below my thighs, when crossed. they don't escape completely so it's kind of like squeezing a water balloon; where the slack is swallowed by my milky thunder and the rest muffin tops out of my shorts. it's difficult to say what goes on with my penis, but she thrives under the pressure. i'm struggling with your reference to your phallus as feminine... *assumes no.2 posture* i'm keeping it in a pigtail from spring through summer for the docking semi-finals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ms-dos Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 *crosses legs behind head* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goDel Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 #2 is an acquired position, but i'm definitely growing more comfortable with it. and getting more interested looks on the train helps too. i suspect women generally see the #1 as stereotypical narcissistic anti-social male behavior. i think you've hit on something important... no.1 = still trying to prove self. no.2 = nothing to prove/i give in. in general, open stances are indicative of masculine confidence (or even aggression). when sitting, however, open stances also have a sexual component. it's like, "come get it sugar tits." ... hence why i post here with my legs totally splayed, hands juggling my nuts WATMM: The Ultimate Relationship Program *opens legs, shaves balls* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rabid Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 Hey guys, my name's Rabid and I like to cross my ankles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ms-dos Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 *opens legs, shaves balls* that reminds me. i've been needing to do this for a while now but my roommate is always home. maybe i should just bring the trimming kit under a blanket with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted May 16, 2010 Author Share Posted May 16, 2010 crossing ankles is a whole 'nother thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goDel Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 !? surely, you don't take showers with your roommate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted May 16, 2010 Author Share Posted May 16, 2010 woah guys what's happening here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ms-dos Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 !? surely, you don't take showers with your roommate? i trim with tiny little scissors and it takes me a REALLY long time to finish. i don't want to occupy the bathroom for all that time, plus it's just not a comfortable place to sit. i really need to sit on my bed or executive chair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted May 16, 2010 Author Share Posted May 16, 2010 WOAH!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ms-dos Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 i'm open to suggestions, but i don't want to derail this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goDel Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 how about crossing your legs #2 style and getting an actual gf for a change who will be glad to do the trimming for you. your roommate can watch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted May 16, 2010 Author Share Posted May 16, 2010 pos.2 is impossible for me right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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