Sophisticated "Dick Whiskers" Illustration's Motivated By Drunken Bravery

[chenGOD]

They got in an argument one day and her revenge was going out and buying a £16,000 oil painting on the card and telling him to deal with it.

 

We still have the painting, it's nice. Well played mum.

 

that's pretty fuckin nasty.

 

Yep! She got my dad arrested once by going to the police station and saying he hit her after they had an argument. He hadn't, but spent the night in the cell anyway.

 

"It was to teach him a lesson" - her words. I love my mum.

 

he should have beaten her for real to teach her a fucking lesson. with a wooden spoon. your mum's a cat right?

[Guest Ricky Downtown]

She constantly does fucking over the top shit to force her way back in his life. There's so many stories of the crazy shit she has done in desperation.

 

your friend must be well hung, get back to me on this.

[keltoi]

Still can't get over the unnecessary apostrophe in the thread title.

 

lol

[Guest Coalbucket PI]

generally just LOL at this thread

[keltoi]

Still can't get over the unnecessary apostrophe in the thread title.

 

lol

 

maybe he is saying "... illustration is motivated by..."

 

[encey]

Has anyone said 'The Dick Whisperer' yet?