vamos scorcho Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 0:00 i desperately search through parents medicine cabinets and other places for anything that will alter my state I fail and settle for something I tried a year ago that didn't do anything and it was expired then and it is still expired but this time i might try to snort it because after spending around 2 hours searching different combinations of words on google to try and find an answer that would suit my needs i find a website that says if you snort it it's like "neutorins" or something so fuck it i go downstairs to watch tv while crushing up the pill and spend about 1 hour flipping through channels thinking the tv was telling me whats up, like if there was more red on the screen it was the devil telling me that the thoughts in my head were of the devil, and if it was blue then it was god telling me my thoughts were righteous so i keep flipping through channels trying to focus on "snort the skelaxin" and seeing if red popped up on the screen and "throw it out" to see if blue popped up on the screen but shit just kept changing and it didn't lead anywhere so finally i settled on TBS and started to watch an entertaining movie called "All About Eva" or something - about a bunch of black people who hate this lady etc then a commercial comes on and i switch to another channel and it's this lady http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eNYNLkR9cc and it takes me a few minutes to realize that i'm in love with her, i feel her pain as she sings this song, i feel her soul entering into me oh shit oh shit, i just want to meet her, so beautiful so sweet and a great voice and i can see in her everything that all these fucking boring/soulless/more or less clueless people in the world tend to lack "all this time" what a fucking song, right? so then i go back to all about eva and start snorting the skelaxin. it felt like i got a buzz so then fuck it i went upstairs and took two more of the pills. i was convinced for half an hour that i was going to die and that i should write a letter in case i wake up dead to my family. but i am alive and kicking, and even if this writing is shit and you think i'm jack for it, i know i can share my stories with watmm because watmm has probably seen weirder shit anyway, etc etc, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamos scorcho Posted May 30, 2010 Author Share Posted May 30, 2010 i didn't really watch the performance in the youtube before posting it but it's nowhere near the emotional intensity of the one on tv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxing Day Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 Her Face is fat. But i get you man , i once saw a photo of 90-year-old Costanza Mozart , all i could think about was fucking her in the middle of the night , with a few candles , while Wolfgang Mozart plays the Turkish March on his personal grand-piano. But the reality is that i have to settle with fucking 19-year-old skinny pale social misfits girls , in the middle of the day while her father plays his old Jazz records on the other room. We don't get what we want sometimes , all you can you is accept what you have , enjoy it and hope Lewis Armstrong's trumpet is loud enough to hide a woman's queefy orgasm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 i think you two need to fuck, you are just perfect for each other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamos scorcho Posted May 30, 2010 Author Share Posted May 30, 2010 a handshake would do i feel like siddhartha journeying from village to village every forum has something to offer, the only true joy one can gain from internet social interaction is the absence of internet social interaction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamos scorcho Posted May 30, 2010 Author Share Posted May 30, 2010 when i was taking those pils i was thinking " i might die" but then i thought "who cares" and drank that suicide on the mind the past few weeks, the worst for a year or two it's bullshit but lets be honest here it's a fun thing to think about, but then when you are afraid you're going to die from some stupid fucking legal pills that are expired etc, it becomes not fun i am glad to be alive tomorrow i will go for a jog and meditate for 20 minutes! all how many posts will it take for me before i cross into "WATMM Elite A-Listers" zone? i think 4000 and i will be getting there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 a handshake would do i feel like siddhartha journeying from village to village every forum has something to offer, the only true joy one can gain from internet social interaction is the absence of internet social interaction fine, throw away true happiness. you could have it all, man. one night of passion could change your entire life. but you arent even willing to try it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamos scorcho Posted May 30, 2010 Author Share Posted May 30, 2010 i believe i can fly this oil spill makes me want to murder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skotosa Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 "All this time" I've been wasting listening TO YOU BITCH! Slightly more on topic... (I think) I once fell in love with a teen pornstar on the internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamos scorcho Posted May 30, 2010 Author Share Posted May 30, 2010 FACK YOU there is rarely any flaming on these forums it's time to get pissed or not. no forget it. no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skotosa Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 FACK YOU there is rarely any flaming on these forums it's time to get pissed or not. no forget it. no. Just giving your thread the attention it deserves. You should thank me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamos scorcho Posted May 30, 2010 Author Share Posted May 30, 2010 one time this girl fell in love with me on AIM because she thought i had a cute picture, she tried to call me a few times because she found my number on my (...................xanga...... 9th grade...?) and i was scared of her and then i sent her another more accurate picture awhile later and she stopped bothering me one time i was convinced that feist from broken social scene was communicating with me from backstage another time i thought this girl sleeping on the bunk beneath me was communicating with me using breathing patterns, i felt like i was going to suffocate because i was afraid what breathing i let out would send the wrong message, it was bad life and times of vamos, people the famous vamos scorcho and his inspirational stories capture the imaginations of folks from around the web Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamos scorcho Posted May 30, 2010 Author Share Posted May 30, 2010 this thread is like the old man in the neighborhood who witnessed a crime - taking in all the joy of having attention payed to him in his explaining of the crime, however there was no crime committed and i am 20 years old let me share some more entertaining stories of my blog and understand that i assume they must be interesting but if they aren't then see them as a glimmer of hope that there truly are others who suffer from these troublesom stuff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skotosa Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 one time this girl fell in love with me on AIM because she thought i had a cute picture, she tried to call me a few times because she found my number on my (...................xanga...... 9th grade...?) and i was scared of her and then i sent her another more accurate picture awhile later and she stopped bothering me one time i was convinced that feist from broken social scene was communicating with me from backstage another time i thought this girl sleeping on the bunk beneath me was communicating with me using breathing patterns, i felt like i was going to suffocate because i was afraid what breathing i let out would send the wrong message, it was bad life and times of vamos, people the famous vamos scorcho and his inspirational stories capture the imaginations of folks from around the web Dude, thats HILARIOUS (Bunk one)! XD. It actually sounds like something I'd do haha. I've got myself a new joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLPcE-5YWKI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamos scorcho Posted May 30, 2010 Author Share Posted May 30, 2010 one time i tried to cut myself with a steak knife i heard it was good for relieving emotional pain i started to cut myself a little and it hurt, i cut a little harder (wrists) and it hurt more so i gave up because it hurt too much i did not puncture the skin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 one time i tried to cut myself with a steak knife i heard it was good for relieving emotional pain i started to cut myself a little and it hurt, i cut a little harder (wrists) and it hurt more so i gave up because it hurt too much i did not puncture the skin in this scenario, being a giant wuss is a good thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Helper ET Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 vamos scorcho will re-release "Sunny Day Highway - Hello", and the world of music will change forever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamos scorcho Posted May 30, 2010 Author Share Posted May 30, 2010 thank so much ET, i am truly honored to have earned your appreciation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Lube Saibot Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 Thanks for giving me some comfort in the night by affirming the possibility of you becoming an hero one day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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