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There's some public meeting going on in Rothbury right now regarding him, they're pretty much just having a laugh about it.

 

For those not in the know, he got released from prison, found out his girlfriend was seeing a cop then killed him, and shot another guy in patrol at 3am in the morning.

 

They probably won't find him

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Everybody in Birtley is like this. It's not actually the poorest or scummiest part of Gateshead, although it is pretty awful, which just makes it worse cos the nutjobs can afford steroids. At one point Northumbria police force set up a unit composed of ex anti-terrorist police and martial artists whose job was basically to fight these idiots, like some really shit geordie 90s Dolph Lungdren film.

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Everybody in Birtley is like this. It's not actually the poorest or scummiest part of Gateshead, although it is pretty awful, which just makes it worse cos the nutjobs can afford steroids. At one point Northumbria police force set up a unit composed of ex anti-terrorist police and martial artists whose job was basically to fight these idiots, like some really shit geordie 90s Dolph Lungdren film.

 

 

Speaking as someone who has an ex from Birtley, I can vouch for this *shudders*. The whole area of Gateshead/ north Durham is full of similar mentalists.

 

I didn't know that about Northumbria Police's crack "anti-'roid rage" unit.

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I read this title as MOLE RAT 4 times before I realized it was some guy's name.. haha . . bet he look's like a rat

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Everybody in Birtley is like this. It's not actually the poorest or scummiest part of Gateshead, although it is pretty awful, which just makes it worse cos the nutjobs can afford steroids. At one point Northumbria police force set up a unit composed of ex anti-terrorist police and martial artists whose job was basically to fight these idiots, like some really shit geordie 90s Dolph Lungdren film.

 

 

Speaking as someone who has an ex from Birtley, I can vouch for this *shudders*. The whole area of Gateshead/ north Durham is full of similar mentalists.

 

I didn't know that about Northumbria Police's crack "anti-'roid rage" unit.

 

When I was about 15 I somehow ended up at a house party in Birtley. The guy whose house it was was ex-Sicilian mafiosi who was in hiding from the Cosa Nostra. I suppose Birtley is as good as anywhere for that type of thing. Interesting guy, was missing half his fingers. The night took a turn for the weirder when his wifey brought out her dildo collection. I made my excuses...

 

Two of the policemen from this chavhunter squad set up a corporate security consultancy type thing, which is how I came across them. One of them carried action shot polaroids around in his jacket pocket.

 

"This is me approaching the suspect"

"This is me placing the suspect in a Tibetan drunken monkey death grip"

"This is the suspect unconscious and bleeding from the ears"

 

Basically as mental as the charvers, but in uniform.

 

Raoul Moat's daughter is called Chanel. And to think my North East was once the birthplace of the modern world.

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I'd find that Jeff Stelling video of him going mental defending the North East (specifically Middlesbrough), but Im too lazy.

 

I hate the north

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I still look at him and wonder if he actually does have such an exotic name for a Geordie

 

 

Possibly gypsie, although probably just thick mother. There's a fair bit of gypsie blood in the NE, hence the etymology of chav.

Chavez(gypsie)-> Charver(geordie) -> Chav(wider public)

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Bigup the North of England Nutjob Krew!

 

Keep the flag flying!

 

There is a higher class of nutjob in the North. I spent last weekend watching football in the Castlefield fan zone and all the Salford boys turned up and started kicking off beside the inflatables. You just dont get that level of random violence in London.

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I wouldn't go there man, he was Rambo's first and only ever gay date, it ended badly.

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Bigup the North of England Nutjob Krew!

 

Keep the flag flying!

 

There is a higher class of nutjob in the North. I spent last weekend watching football in the Castlefield fan zone and all the Salford boys turned up and started kicking off beside the inflatables. You just dont get that level of random violence in London.

Lol indeed, i was invited to that too, which match was it?

 

There was alot of shit going down after the goalless draw with Algeria, but the police were "making a few changes to make sure it wouldn't happen again"

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I spent 2 days just sitting in the sand pit, drinking cider and watching the games. They kicked off Friday, but the best was Saturday night, one of the nutjobs was playing football like he was Stuart Pearce with 8 year olds, tackling fuck out of them and barging them, he owned that pitch :biggrin: . Then some bloke pointed out that he was being a bit of a dick, then the dick and his 10 mates all waded in swinging, knocking into 3 generations of Spaniards. I sat in my deck chair and let the lesbian bouncer sort it out =)

 

Edit: My brother went to the Algeria game and said he left half time, coz it was all getting a bit 'naughty'

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The fucker is like 20 stone or something, how didnt they catch him. Apperantly hes quoted as say that he's "going to go down in a blaze of glory". Like theyre not going to take this dude alive.

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Is it possible to go out in a blaze of glory with a shot gun? 1/2 shots, then downed. I reckon, we the public are going to pwn him in this war.

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Maybe. The red tops have been calling him 'shotgun nut/killer', so i might be just sucked in by the catchy murder name.

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Guest Alex C

I want News 24 to go back to Moat-cam, fuck looking at some

planes in Vienna with some spies on

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