kakapo

I warned you lot years ago to keep women out of electronic music. Did you idiots listen? No, you just wept like teased vaginas. This is exactly the scenario I was thinking of when I made that prophetic call.

Bit harsh on the space echo. I think the TE thing started with the thought, 'we need an audio interface, how do we wank it off a bit to justify our already set price point,' rather than lets build the perfect compact portable mixer, which is why it is seemingly very niche. As always opportunity cost comes into this. I needed a 'compact' mixer and ended up with a midas venice 160 that used to be owned by Liza Minelli that she used for karaoke sessions, for less than half the price of this. Why would I want something that screams electronic music bro is going to date rape you, when I could have something that has literally channeled drunken renditions of Cabaret by Judy Garland's daughter as she casts her gaze over a celebrity sex orgy almost certainly involving Bianca Jagger and Matt Willis from Busted.

The manchester and liverpool clubs will become a very, very small footnote in the history of nufc.

None of this matters now that the toon are staying up and will come to dominate all football for the next 1,000 years.

I think you'll find his name was Semen Semenchenko.

Mods, in solidarity with the people of Ukraine, please change everyone who has posted in this thread's screen name to Semen Semenchenko. I want this thread bursting with Semens. I want Semens up to my ears so that i'm breathing through a snorkel. Just a big happy circle of Semens. thanks, bukkakapo

Mods, please change my name to Semen Semenchenko.

thank you, that's very kind

When you look back at some of the great trolls wattem has had, ilqx hermolia xpli is just very boring. When I was a child, I had synesthesia. His posts taste of the colour grey.

Can't stop farting.

I've been playing an online game recently that relies on having a mic/comms. It's pretty popular in N america, Europe and UK and the UK servers are usually evenly mixed. By far and away the most toxic players are the Brits (with the possible exceptions of the French and the Russians, but they tend to be far fewer). Within that, the scousers and mancs are by some distance the worst offenders. Everyone knows how absolutely awful mancs are, but I haven't had any dealings with proper scousers for years and I'd forgotten just how whiny and passive aggressive (or overtly aggressive if they've had a drink) they are. The Scots are always drunk, no matter the time of day. Strangely the yanks are pretty much universally nice, even the ones with overtly maga usernames. The dutch are the friendliest, but the germans are funnier. I'm having long term prejudices both compounded and torn apart and I'm not sure how I feel about this.

Yes lol. Here's another one for you. At the international students orientation they were giving us a welfare lecture and what to look out for if we thought one of our peers was a drug user. They started talking about lack of care over personal hygiene and appearance. At which point I shouted, "look, all the germans have been smoking marijuana".

A long time ago when I was at uni in the States, there was an Asian American in the room a couple of doors down in the dorm. They had a big wipeable board outside their door for messages. One day coming back from class there was a queue of 20 other Asian American kids filing into the room. I looked at the message board and they had written, "Only the cool people are allowed in this room". I replaced this with, "Only the oriental people are allowed in this room". There was uproar when they filed back out. Still makes me chuckle. Anyway, only the cool people are allowed in the autechre room.