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If you were KING of your country


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Is that pie and donuts in every gas station?

no way man, RADIO stations

 

oh. Just cause I visit gas stations much more often than I visit radio stations. So i was pretty excited for pie and donuts.

:facepalm:

 

of course i meant gas stations :pedobear:

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assuming as a king i'd be able to do shit and not just prance around at parties and do pointless diplomat shit:

 

redistribute the wealth

 

legalize a bunch of stuff

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Lethal injection for all crimes. It will be a beautiful utopia where i will drink buckets of cream and pretend to have epileptic seizures on live tv. People will sing my name as i touch peoples foreheads and incorrectly guess their names. Despite this i will walk around like an unsurpassed name guesser at all times, with my chin held absurdly high as i wet myself and beat up kids. All peoples gardens will be lovely.

omg yes

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