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d'you ever spank one out in front of your other half?


keltoi

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what about dangerwanks?

 

what's a dangerwank? save me going to urban dictionary.

 

as you feel yourself starting to hit the home stretch, you shout your mum and then have to finish and hide evidence before she arrives. having moved away from home my usual valentines day treat to myself has been kinda ruined though.

 

also being happily partnered up and not living with your parents makes it kinda redundant, unless you have a wank fascist partner.

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