BEST BIRD SPECIES

[Guest KY]

Hey guys, I have a limited amount of time to answer this question, so please help me out: what is the best species of bird? Take into account the intelligence, flight ability, tastiness, everything. I would have said this guy:

But I'm really not sure now!!

 

OKAY THANK U I LOVE U

[chaosmachine]

 

(appears to be a very sad book).

[Guest KY]

lives are at stake here and you are posting muppets

[chaosmachine]

 

sorry, does that help?

[sup]

[chaosmachine]

[sup]

[chaosmachine]

 

this is probably more what you're looking for, eh?

[Guest KY]

In what alternate universe is sup the only person providing legitimate answers? oh right this 1

[chaosmachine]

wait, wait, i've got this.

 

 

bam!

[luke viia]

great blue herons are some bad ass bastards

 

 

you aint never seen a bird so calm, standing still for hours

 

taking five minutes just to take one smooth step

 

spying on fish for days

 

then bam

 

 

pimp walk

[sup]

can u even eat those

[luke viia]

yes

 

full course meal only costs a few hundred dollars in fines

[Guest KY]

can u even eat those

edibility can be trumped by other qualities, looking for overall best here

[chaosmachine]

there are blue herons here in ottawa. they're pretty cool.

 

here's a picture of one i took a few years ago:

 

 

i have more pictures somewhere, but apparently not online.

[sup]

well turkeys are really big and the have a back the puffs up

[chaosmachine]

i actually used to take a lot of bird pictures... here's one of a duck:

 

 

and some geese:

 

 

[Guest uptown devil]

 

[sup]

i like your duck pics did u ever take a turkey pic?

[Guest KY]

i like your duck pics did u ever take a turkey pic?

this is also important

[chaosmachine]

no, but i made one of these once:

 

[sup]

look a pervy turkey

 

[luke viia]

2nd contender:

 

while common, the crow is a bird better left unfucked-with, a pop culture icon, and with a little training, they can buy food from vending machines.

 

 

 

also, yes, ducks rule the night. and for some reason im really fond of seagulls. they're hilarious and i don't know why

[chaosmachine]

yeah, any bird that can use tools is a winner.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZE4BT8QSgZk

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbBBSBaEBQU

[luke viia]

well turkeys are really big and the have a back the puffs up

 

they're also ugly dumbasses