spratters Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 So surprising that there have been no reports of people falling off. Surely a gust of wind can change everything so quickly, especially at that height. Those Russian nutcases go up and do workouts on them too. The YouTube videos are redonkulous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schlitze Posted August 24, 2014 Share Posted August 24, 2014 I read a story about 3 months ago where a couple of chavs were having sex on a balcony on the 4th floor of some slum in Birmingham or something, he's had an intense orgasm, pulled out and stumbled backwards, spazzing out, limbs jolting around all over the place, fell off the balcony....he has encompassed the entire spectrum of human emotion in one nanosecond. It wasn't Birmingham it was Deptford, South London. And he didn't pull out, she was still attached to him when his legs went to jelly and they both became slaves to gravity. That's according to an eyewitness who was watching from a neighboring balcony, presumably wanking. ''The guy was lifting the girl and putting her on the bannister, he kept on doing it. She had her arms around his neck and then he was stood against her, kissing her. Then she saw his legs buckle – he stumbled backwards and she stumbled with him. Then they both fell off.’ If you're planning on cumming stoopid hard tonight, do it on the ground floor. Or learn to control your orgasm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schlitze Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 I read a story about 3 months ago where a couple of chavs were having sex on a balcony on the 4th floor of some slum in Birmingham or something, he's had an intense orgasm, pulled out and stumbled backwards, spazzing out, limbs jolting around all over the place, fell off the balcony....he has encompassed the entire spectrum of human emotion in one nanosecond. It wasn't Birmingham it was Deptford, South London. And he didn't pull out, she was still attached to him when his legs went to jelly and they both became slaves to gravity. That's according to an eyewitness who was watching from a neighboring balcony, presumably wanking. ''The guy was lifting the girl and putting her on the bannister, he kept on doing it. She had her arms around his neck and then he was stood against her, kissing her. Then she saw his legs buckle – he stumbled backwards and she stumbled with him. Then they both fell off.’ If you're planning on cumming stoopid hard tonight, do it on the ground floor. Or learn to control your orgasm. Yuh, then i read that that there's a guy two balcony's along watching the guy watching the tragic love makers ''I've never seen a tootsie roll being beat like this, i could see his eyes were transfixed on something, it was two baclony's along and one down, he was in a masturbation trance. It was as if he was experiencing the same thrills of the subjects of his voyeurism. I saw a manic grin on his face. It was only after he started screaming and jolting around all over the place i knew something wasn't right. I thought he was having cardiac arrest brought on by some kinda dumb orgasm. It was only when i saw the news and all the ambulances below that i realised what had happened'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kokoon Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Why are they illegal? Too much HDR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mrajh Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 idk but i love the shoes http://www.distractify.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads//2014/08/2219-934x.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patternoverlap Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Why are they illegal? Too much HDR lol indeed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest isaki Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 Fuck that. I can't even climb a tree without feeling like I'm going to die Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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