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  1. I was pretty depressed after seeing how bad the Robocop remake was. How could they get it so wrong.

     

    easy. by remaking it. here is something else they will fuck up (guaranteed)

     

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    hilariously bad. jesus would say one thing in slo-mo, dramatic music would start and everyone would be like "wow. that was like the best thing i ever heard"- scene would cut and the same thing would happen again. also, the character portraying jesus was like a condescending hippy. he looked like one of those dudes you see around los feliz acting like "look how much i look like i just came from a 1974 rock concert" waiting for someone to cast him a dazed and confused type film so chicks that dig those 70s looking dudes can dig him and he can become a heart-throb then retire and save himself a life of actual work

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    a mishmash of films: from the good the bad & the ugly- deception/buddy plot, django (the original)- scenario + title, the americans & rawhide (multiple buddy scenes) and mandingo (ufc slave wrestling matches @ leos): this movie is more of a mixtape than a film. at one point i actually thought it was mocking the western genre mostly because of the music, dialogue and overral sillyness but i realized it was tarantino's attempt at levity

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    really enjoyed this documentary. i don't think you even have to know (or love) stones throw to enjoy and appreciate the story, which kinda starts to lose steam as the label also begins to lose focus once the main characters begin to either move on or die, but still remains very interesting and genuine

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    imagine a city full of inbred rednecks going around injecting themselves with oxycontin. now imagine watching a movie that's about 2 hrs long about these rednecks telling you would they're overdosing right and left and getting their teeth pulled out due to their addiction of oxycontin. now kick yourself in the gonads. that's how this movie will make you feel

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    "to hear music the way its creators intended, with the emotion, detail, and power intact." ponomusic

     

    "beats would allow people to "hear what the artists hear, and listen to the music the way they should: the way I do." beats headphones

     

    what's next? they'll begin selling us producer ears that we can graft ontop of our own ears so we can have "an ear like your favorite producer. hear exactly what they hear"

    btw: ponomusic sounds too much like pornomusic. personally, i like the sound of mp3 more so pono loses just on cool sounding basis

     

     

    i'm reading comments from the suckers that gave neil young money for this toberlone bar. turns out around may, pono music was supposed to go online to customers who help fund the kickstarter. currently (june 18th) no live pono music.

     

    everyone else has been buying $1,000 plus headphones and high recorded players and amps in anticipation of the high quality pono

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    fantastically fun film. reminded me of mid-greenaway films but less arcane, more whimsical and zero misanthropy. wes anderson seems to be transforming into a european filmmaker more like more (like the quay bros but not as fast as them) especially given the pomposity of the dialogue and the collectors doll inspired production design and color pallette

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    went to see a pre screening of this film which is like a cross betwix any movie with demon possession and the tv show cops (huh?). it's got eric bana and that dude from the soup which, imo, is a micast but the film is also produced by jerry bruckheimer so you know it's a chess cake factory with wayyyy too much unnecessary stuff happening that technically has nothing to do with anything

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    a whale eats his trailer at seaworld. turns out the situation is a little more serious than just just a whale acting out. really good film

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    it was a human type of trailer :)

     

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    dead guys start walking around with a taste of raw meat. tony todd and a very unattractive looking dame hole up in a redneck shack then board themselves up in hopes the zombies go away. they don't. next-

     

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    it's the 20th anniversary since oj simpson killed nicole brown and ronald goldman, and to celebrate that miscarriage of justice, investigative discovery showed the entire trial again- edited so you only get the juicy parts and don't have to wait 1 year as the defence prepares it's case.

     

    fun stuff- but in the end (depending on your race) you should either be jumping for joy or cursing at the heavens. no two ways about it; sorry

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