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I'd recognize Sandy Skoglund's work anywhere. She's been doing surreal scenes like this for many years, and I had the opportunity to see the Fox Games scene installed at the Denver Art Museum. I own large prints of: Fox Games (in my living room) A Breeze At Work (my office) The Green House (rec room) http://sandyskoglund.com/pages/imagelist_fl/1986_91fl/index.html Atomic Love (rec room) http://sandyskoglund.com/pages/imagelist_fl/1992_95fl/ Radioactive Cats (bedroom) http://sandyskoglund.com/pages/imagelist_fl/1979_84fl/

My cat Maverick :D

Do you mean John Cage? Yea, I'm an idiot.

A 4h 33m documentary on Philip Glass' 4'33" You watch it without a TV or other special equipment, just you and your eyes are all you need

I've only had two opportunities to see Aphex live. One never happened (Coachella 2001, DJ set) but the other did - the Denver 1997 show which was friggin awesome - Inkey$ blew out one or two of the house subwoofers, the neon dancing bears were there, and at one point tons of people (myself included) spontaneously jumped up on stage and started dancing with the bears. That didn't go over too well with stage security, didn't last long... My favorite track that night was a nice rendition of Heliosphan!

Explor-hers

Butterfly effect! Bad weather in one part of the world can affect flight schedules thousands of miles away.

I only won $280 in Vegas this week off a dollar I found at one of the two Starbucks inside the resort hotel, while my asshole friend is already up $1400 on video blackjack. Then my flight home got cancelled due to weather, but my company MasterCard was already in checked luggage, so I had to use one of my PERSONAL cards to buy a taxi ride from Terminal 1 to Terminal 3, and a $300 red-eye flight, for which I now have to MANUALLY fill out expense reports on Expensify.com (don't wanna link my personal card to the site for auto-imports) in order to get reimbursed. Then I get back to covered airport parking and find bird poop all over my freshly waxed Evo IX MR. I need a drink or two, maybe that'll salvage what's left of my 4-day weekend....

All The President's Semen Snow White Does the Seven Dwarves Thelma & Louise Whore Games Mary's Poppin S*M*U*S*H The Pink Panter (or The Pink Cougar) Peeing on John Malkovich Top Cum

Black Cock Down South Cock: Bigger, Longer & Un-cut Things To Screw In Denver When They're Dead

Going for minimal change to original title: Whack To The Future Of Lice And Men Pr0n: Legacy Bio-Foam Sex And Sex-ability Homo Alone Splash! Poonies Spooged

Close Encounters Of The Turd Kind

District 69

^^^^^^ Funniest one so far ^^^^^^ It Came In The Black Vagoon