Bechuga

(rhyme assumes you say WATMM as if a word, not an acronym)

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Original text:

"Using WATMM update box cuz I can't afford twitter / And it comes with memes too? Danke schon, bitte"

...33 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"The use of WATMM window, and then, I don't know Twitter? Thank you very much. Sean, please."

I swear that thing gets more sentient every day.