early tonight MLB all-star-turned
electronic music messageboard regular Fred McGriff
for the first time felt truly l33t and no longer
n00b after being implicated in an inside joke
that began before the majority of the
message board had ever joined. McGriff
was caught celebrating in his underwear
at 8:22 PM on Saturday Night. Details after
a word from our sponsors:
dear, i'm sorry i yelled at you.
mommy i dont want to be
a big meanie like you
baby you'll understand one day,
when nature turns you into a beautiful
woman, and you choose a maxi pad
that represents data with continuously
variable, measurable, physical quantities. . .
. . .and since mommy bleeds all over
her cottage cheese legs a little too
freely from her tired, baggy vagina literally
manhandled from decades of sex
and childbirth, she makes sure she
gets the ones with wings!