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Alzado

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Alzado last won the day on June 30 2009

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  • Birthday 03/25/1975

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  1. Could very well be considering this song samples Open The Light. This Nevermen album came out like five years ago. Why release a remix now? And on that date. Unless their hinting at something? This is the kind of shit that they do so you never know.
  2. Hello friends! I'm overjoyed to share with all of you the release of the Alongsad EP via Earstroke Records. This ep has been a labor of love and is the culmination of a significant amount of growth for myself both as a person and an artist. I'm eternally grateful to Earstroke and Luke Hazard for connecting with these tracks and being willing to share them with the world. If you care to listen, please head over to Bandcamp and give these tracks your time. Thanks in advance for your consideration. Love, Alzado https://earstrokerecords.bandcamp.com/album/alongsad-ep 1. No Pain 2. Come Home, Cosmonaut 3. Alongsad 4. Drifting Sweetly Off Course (LFO Orbit Modulation)
  3. Hello friends! I'm overjoyed to share with all of you the release of the Alongsad EP via Earstroke Records. This ep has been a labor of love and is the culmination of a significant amount of growth for myself both as a person and an artist. I'm eternally grateful to Earstroke and Luke Hazard for connecting with these tracks and being willing to share them with the world. If you care to listen, please head over to Bandcamp and give these tracks your time. Thanks in advance for your consideration. Love, Alzado https://earstrokerecords.bandcamp.com/album/alongsad-ep 1. No Pain 2. Come Home, Cosmonaut 3. Alongsad 4. Drifting Sweetly Off Course (LFO Orbit Modulation)
  4. I just want to thank you all for the lovely PMs, text messages and hand written letters. It's really been amazing to receive such an unexpected outpouring of support. Had I known that so many of you are also creating poorly lit videos and images of your own strangled balls, I might not have beaten myself up so much. And while I have always, and you guys know this, appreciated the beauty of each individual ballsack without the need to compare or judge, I will say that @chenGODshould really see a doctor. I'm worried that that sore will not go away by itself.
  5. Look, it's a fucking pandemic and we're all on edge. We should all be a little more forgiving. But honestly guys, I'm not sure I can recover from this one. You know how you start a Facebook Live to show your family what kind of fly shit you're up to? Like juggling soaps, braiding loose dog hairs, or just generally strutting around in your robe like you're the king of Atlantic City? Well today, I was setting up my lighting and tri-pod to do the Facebook Live and I absolutely forgot that I had twisted like 70 rubberbands around my balls as tight as they could go and I was obviously walking around with no pants on just to let them throb and swell. The pain was murder, but you guys know how you get to a certain point and you just cant stop. Anyway, I didn't realize that I was already live on Facebook and all my closest friends and family were like "Dude, you're 45 years old, you've been listening to Aphex Twin for over 20 years, you've had a mega career and you live in a giant mansion with a model wife who begs for anal on the daily, surely you could afford better lighting to showcase those engorged jelly beans?" And they were right. I'm an amateur grasping at glory and the whole world could see. No place left to go from here but down.
  6. This track is amazing
  7. Aye. I need to sidechain that kick. And the last melody is shite too. But thanks!
  8. The latest effort in my humble quest to be the undisputed king of acid. https://soundcloud.com/alzado/lattice-acid
  9. This all good feedback. I’ve adding some additional baselines and other things. Thanks
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