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Rubin Farr you’re quite™ funny.
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Frederik van Krueger
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More recently, a few years back I saw Primal Scream and just as Bobby Gillespie was making his way on to stage he tripped (only a little trip mind, not a full on 'arse-over-tit' trip or anything) but as he tripped we made eye contact and it was quite intense. Sometimes I randomly think about it and chuckle. I very much doubt he remembers me laughing way too hard throughout the whole gig.
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I remember another time laughing until the base of the back of my head started to throb, when my friend Mark Heggy Hegarty was quoting Billy Ray about 'farting in the bathtub' and accidentally sharted in the kiddie pool at our newly opened leisure centre. Simpler times.
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I once quite literally pissed my stonewashed Pepe Jeans in my local branch of John Menzies. Me and a couple of my mates were dicking around with the digital speaking dictionaries (relatively new tech at that time, and a potty-mouthed 11 year old boy's dream). Me and my mates were trying every naughty word we could muster, which in itself had us collectively losing our shit, like chimps discovering fire, but it was one dictionary in particular that actually did it. It was glitchy as fuck. We found that if you punched in a repeated number it would send it totally doolally. From memory it sounded like a circuit bent Stephen Hawking climaxing with a strong rural west country accent. Needless to say, that year most of us got speaking dictionaries for Christmas. I reckon our parents thought we were really studious.
edit: when I got back home, I secretly dried my piss sodden jeans with my teenage sister’s brand new hairdryer.
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7 hours ago, Blir said:
Surely he could have shown Z as being the 26th letter and deriving the third 6 that way. If Pfizer were going for a satanic conspiracy angle they would surely want the 6's next to each other. What a dummy.
I’ve been running the numbers since this morning, and weirdly it does appear to check out.
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Yeah he’s gordo’d that right up!
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22 minutes ago, usagi said:
god damn, that's beautiful. why didn't I think of that. *smooches Plum*
bumhole big
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Children of Men and The Handmaid’s Tale should be considered canon. Who do I need to speak to to make it official?
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You know things are bad when you’ve had to wipe and bleach the underside of the toilet seat, and then had to take an emergency post-shit shower.
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39 minutes ago, Nebraska said:
this guy makes the compelling case that it's not actually covid 19 that kills people, it's the name and psychological idea of covid that will do you in.
Yeah, but surely it is what it is. Roast Chicken good, Raw Chicken bad. Two very different things.
edit: both delicious
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Hear me out, Ghostbusters III set in the not too distant future, the original ghostbusters crew return, but this time as the ghosts
m. night. shyamalan. motherfucker.
You’re welcome
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Those kids must be in their twenties now.
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Self portrait.
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Which is worse tho, biting down on tinfoil or cottonwool? Both make my nought tighten!
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Imagine the absolute carnage you could cause if you were to pop a single nugget of aquarium gravel into a packet of Nerds.
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Merge this
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5 minutes ago, Joyrex said:
Which thread should this be merged with?
The now playing thread thanks
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The best thing about this thread is it’s 100% guaranteed BCM free, so it’s the perfect place to slag him off. I’ll start, I bet his house smells really cabbagey.
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On 6/12/2021 at 12:58 PM, iococoi said:
America loves muddying up the lion/tiger gene pool
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“drier than a nun’s chuff”
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8 minutes ago, cboyardeat said:
It's not the cough that carries you off.
It's the coffin they carry you off in.
Thank you
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Don’t make me BCM. You wouldn’t like me when I BCM.
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I found it cringy, it tries way too hard. I think it may even be worse than the other Suicide Squad.