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So watmm doesn’t know the difference between quotes and idioms then.

 

”This thread is absolute bollock wash.”

- Plum

 

 

 

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13 hours ago, kakapo said:

Don't play the idiot, you know exactly what it means.

I only play the idiot. You on the other hand have made it a full-time life choice.

*tosses hair and snaps in a sassy manner*

7 hours ago, yekker said:

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See Yek gets it. 

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6 minutes ago, kakapo said:

Don't eat poison frogs.

So, you’re saying don’t eat poisonous people? Very wise. 

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Well I guess that’s this thread torpedoed then

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You can lead a horse to water, but flog it to death if it kicks a bird in the bush?

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2 hours ago, kakapo said:

I like sayings that have animals in, but are actually about people.

Can you give us an example?

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If it looks like a dick. Smells like a dick. Tastes like a dick. It’s probably a dick. Probably. 

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“Don’t bother Ken, I’ll do it myself!”

- Deidre Barlow

6 minutes ago, Rubin Farr said:

it is what it is 

we’ll see what happens 

we’re looking at it

frankly, we did win 

I do really like “it is what it is” it’s very under appreciated. 

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say sayings pls 

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“Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.”

- some wise fuck

Btw, I stepped in pigeon shit again today. Shame on me.

edit1: fuck the original your favourite sayings thread. Mashup your favourite sayings

edit2: fuck the revised mashup your favourite sayings thread. Post cool sayings and their origins  

edit3: sayings 

 

 

 

[Squarepusher Q&A (feat. Steve Davis)]

I recently sold Steve Davis Astrobotnia II & Part 03 (but not Part 01). True story.  

[Coronavirus COVID-19]

Don’t go outside! There’s pigeon shit everywhere. Quite literally a turd minefield. 

[Coronavirus COVID-19]

I just stood on pigeon shit barefoot and it squelched between my toes. 

[Your pointless thoughts & observations]

*bints off bogos*

[Your pointless thoughts & observations]

Imagine you’d gone through life without ever seeing your own likeness (reflection, photo etc.) Then later on in life you were shown a photo of yourself, do you think you would instinctively know that was you, or be totally unaware who you were looking at?

[Your pointless thoughts & observations]

Yeah but how much does this vintage playing card look like Ed Sheeran…

… un-fucking-canny!

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17 minutes ago, user said:

That reminds me I should probably do something about the pile of jizz encrusted socks and sweaters that’s been stewing in a corner of my room. 

I’ll take your entire stock. 

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On 4/2/2021 at 2:28 PM, Rubin Farr said:

Reminds me when I was 10ish and my local newspaper dubbed me ‘a menace with a laser pointer’. Never caught me tho! Those were the days. 

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[Your pointless thoughts & observations]

Whenever you see the word “precious” in any text, does the voice inside your head momentarily switch to Gollum voice? Mine does. 

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Stop making that big face

[Zephyr Nova's drunken AMA]

Top or bottom?

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On 3/11/2021 at 8:52 PM, Zephyr_Nova said:

 

 

How’s the Breakcore scene these days?

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6 minutes ago, randomsummer said:

 

 

 

Classic. 

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I genuinely thought Kakapo’s old attachment thread was to blame.