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A Reggae Lee Bowyer

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  1. I remember seeing an episode of John Oliver exposing how poorly the nukes in America are guarded. I remember there was a door propped with a crow bar and computers that could barely run windows 95.
  2. North Korea. That shit is happening one day and we all know it.
  3. I wasn't thinking that the human race survives the reset. It is a mess, by the way. For more reasons than we could begin to cover here. is one of those reasons that u are a depressed nihilist, i understand that position very well but i can't live my whole life thinking human life is shit etc etc, i have seen acts of kindness that restore my faith in humanity, i want all living creatures to have the best life possible I am depressed. Quite a lot of the time recently. I do still have moments of optimism but those are likely to fade out entirely at some point. I wish it wasn't so :(
  4. Sure he's more likely to threaten a law suit than a wmd but I do easily see him starting a stupid war which prompts a nuclear response.
  5. Soon enough our collective pussy will be a mess at the fat, greasy hand of our new overlord.
  6. I wasn't thinking that the human race survives the reset. It is a mess, by the way. For more reasons than we could begin to cover here.
  7. Maybe Trump wins, pisses off every nuke trigger finger out there within the first month and we finally get the total reset this planet has been begging for since the human brain evolved and got it all wrong. A vote for Trump might actually be the greatest act of selfless love for the planet. Why wait for the next ice age to fix this mess?
  8. Or just do the debate wearing a catchers mitt as a kind of symbolic prop.
  9. When they walk out for the start of the debate this evening, if he just grabbed Hillary by the pussy, it would be the greatest TV moment ever. He really has nothing to lose at this stage. Would be a shame to let such a golden opportunity pass by.
  10. pussygate is the funniest word I have ever seen. President Donald Trump. Exactly what this ridiculous species deserves. It's going to happen. We all know it deep down. It doesn't really matter anyway. It's just a shame that the most perfect source of comedy is wasted on the shittest snl cast and writers ever. In years past this would have been fucking gold. Although I must admit that Baldwin has really nailed some of the mannerisms.
  11. This season of Mr. Robot reminds me of Deal or No Deal in the sense that if you cut out all the fluff and reduced it down to the actual meat, you get a 2 min episode. Elliot is very clever but massively mental. I get it. Move it along now please.
  12. I find her good, risky but respectful. shes done all sorts of documentary. she has more balls then almost anyone...and id marry her :) I had never seen or heard of her before reading this thread. Looking at her I thought she must be quite posh. Turns out she's really not at all. She doesn't sound it anyway. Very doable but she doesn't fit that perfect middle ground between posh and chav that I require in women who are both out of my reach and out of my league. You can tell that she is one proper dirty little wrongen though. hmm..
  13. BBC mockumentary comedy series called People Just Do Nothing. It follows a little group of chavs from Brentford who run a pirate radio station for oldskool uk garage and jungle. Totally fucking rips off loads of the office with brentisms all over the place but it's really fucking funny. I'm a bit late to the show. It's already on season 3 but there aint many episodes in a season. I watched them all last night. I dunno how well it would translate across the pond but anyone familiar with the scene will find it really funny.
  14. Last Man on Earth was funny. Episodes were way too short but good 1st season. I just finished watching through Peaky Blinders (paykeh bloyndas). I liked it. Bit hammy sometimes and overdoing the slow-mo walk shots but overall thoroughly entertaining. Sam Neil was really great and Tom Hardy was fucking funny.
  15. I will never understand why this thread wasn't left alone at 303 pages. I would have thought that was an unspoken rule. disappointed in you guys. spoiled by impotentwhitecapitalist shame on you..
  16. Roses are red lets hope new shit comes there's a stank in my room from all of your mums
  17. Richard has been waiting for us to hit page 303 to drop analord era. Wait for it..
  18. Going back to earlier conversations. Notice now that some tracks have track number tagged that match the numbers in the title. As if it wasn't obvious enough already. You can stop including those numbers in title now please. thanks.
  19. I wonder if I'm allowed to show up for work via skype. probably not :(
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