So what's the news on WATMM, Lindita?
Well, Paulo, it seems an ol' phenom from back in the day has tried to make [dramatic pause] a revival. In a bold maneuvre, Fred McGriff has launched a new line of inside jokes on the WATMM label. But with content and maturity on a steady decline since 2003 ...
... analysis are skeptical about his chances for pulling the slipping, sloppy site out of its sluggish slump. Back to you Paulo.
Wha? huh? Oh, thanks Lindita. Um, coming up next, could the rumors be true? Paris Hilton is really [dramatic pause] a boy? After this.
Paulo, that's not the next story! Are you trying to get fired?
More like flame-broiled, ho-hooooo!