Fred McGriff Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 as i make my transition into a house husband i've become more and more adept around the kitchen, and tonight was a milesone regarding my culinary skills. fucking pan seared tuna with a cilantro-jalepeno soy glaze over wasabi mashed potatoes. and everything fucking came out restaurant quality. we were blown away, it was one of the best meals i've ever had. cilantro, lime, olive oil. garlic, ginger, soy sauce, diced jalapeno, all mixed up and poured over the seared tuna, and then gently resting that over the friggin perfect mashed potatoes with the slightest hint of wasabi heat... i'm tellin you man, this shit was over the top good. holy fuck. food boner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Fred McGriff Posted December 7, 2008 Author Share Posted December 7, 2008 _gm__gz, ,Z\/` 'c\. /,! '[W ]!] . [] ] ] .-==- b] ]i ~ -==== !]- ] ~~ -![ W d` 'b W i[ 'M ]. ~ 4. ] -'[ d -= b M! @ @ `-D ]@ -]A @P , , . '@ M| ~` '` /]@ _._. Y ciP ,g/G/~Vi ![ '-V[ ,Z~_/`- b@_ ,[ -` [ _v4Tv/ .m/TGs,2V~-i ] \/.[ ,vf ,(f `'iY.A / -[,z --=-__ ,gY` v)` \-.@! ,--]Wf =/`,~N ,gY` id / b@[ -/ ]M (b. vf| - t[ !,i@P! ' ][. /`YZ~V,c. if, ' , ,(] ]'@` ]b `'/@. `'*W. K ,)`-'Z _ _ -/i@ i ' @Y |4t /Vmv. b gz/-Z`'` @ - ] -P] ` , i ,!W ]@ ',/M.- [ gZ\ ]! * i[ ! Z!d, ]- [W ~ \ ] X8.\ ,[ '7v` A 'i ` - !' ] [@./ , ,] 4/c- ] !i- `][ ,] ' e!] i - . m ! 'W = W s-=` ][ !A /- ] W= ][! A -Z- @- -! P ,A, , ] ,@ [ '- ,/4. !' Z` [ . W g`/[ Y.- ' /[ . ,/ !.'c/b- Vi'- ' ! ! / ' `` @[ 'e. ] , . v @[ Vs. '. .- ` / @` '5c. \ ! , --@. \Zs `-. '- \ - -A '\. - . ' ' - ` .-, = 'i[ 'e. -' - , -` ,/ !vi\ v i*` Vs -! -- ' v` ,'.-'/ _/`\` 'G. ' ! '- / '.c\,` vfm/ - !i ` -. ,` ` , `'c ,z7!.` - Yi ' - ! . ,`` - - !` ,zL'` b i , - - ' - , - - ,Z|!` Y ` \- , , '- ` , . ,Z7 8 -- . ` -` .'.- -P ] ] -, . - , ,[ ]. Y- ' / 8 i| ,' - ` . - ' W ` , - - , , K that's only totally sweet when mrx does it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 did you stop to think how hungry some watmmers might be before you made this post? no you didn't did you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abracadabra Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 did you stop to think about all the starvation and suffering in the world? didn't think so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 I make the most slamminest croissant pockets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest thanksomuch Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 I really enjoy your food threads, Fred. i offer my services in any way to you. srsly if you just need ideas, i have a stoopid amount of culinary knoweldge jammed in my skull. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mrx Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 _____ __ __ _______ __ __ | | | | | | / | | | / / | ------' | | | | | ____| | | / / | |___ | | | | | | | |/ / | ___| | | | | | | | / | | | | | | | |____ | \ | | | -- | | | | |\ \ |__| \________/ \______| |__| \__\ _____ || || |\___/| | | | | | | | | | | | | _____|<--->|_____ / | | \ / | | | | \ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | / | / \ / \ / | | | | ____ ____ _________ ___ ___ \ \ / / / \ | | | | \ \ / / | _____ | | | | | \ / | | | | | | | | \ / | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |_____| | | |___| | | | | | | | |___| \_________/ \___________/ X-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 WHY DONT YOU JUST RUB IT IN MY FGACE MCGRIFF I HOPE YOU TWO ARE REALLY HAPPY TOGETHER BASTARD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Echo Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 diced jalapeno ew gross Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest abracadabra Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 i dont understand the mashed potatoes either....i mean, couldn't you have made some awesome rice? potatoes with fish is foreign to me. edit: apart from fish and chipz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted December 7, 2008 Author Share Posted December 7, 2008 i dont understand the mashed potatoes either....i mean, couldn't you have made some awesome rice? potatoes with fish is foreign to me. edit: apart from fish and chipz i'm tellin you man, dude, man, wasabi mashed potatoes fucking kicked the shit out of my face with that fish I really enjoy your food threads, Fred. i offer my services in any way to you. srsly if you just need ideas, i have a stoopid amount of culinary knoweldge jammed in my skull. your boy tyler florence helped me out with this dish tonight dude's a maniac MANIAC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abracadabra Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 you have any leftovers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted December 7, 2008 Author Share Posted December 7, 2008 just potatoes but you live in LA no? fly me out there and i'll cook it up for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abracadabra Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 i was just wondering when one cooks a meal with much prep. and ingredients, if he/she has reasoning behind leftovers, i.e. they cook just enough for two, or they cook enough for more, meaning leftovers. i plan to start doing this type of cooking, you really got me thinkin' about food combinations and shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted December 7, 2008 Author Share Posted December 7, 2008 i was just wondering when one cooks a meal with much prep. and ingredients, if he/she has reasoning behind leftovers, i.e. they cook just enough for two, or they cook enough for more, meaning leftovers. i plan to start doing this type of cooking, you really got me thinkin' about food combinations and shit. well when you're messin with fresh fish, cook enough for how many are eating that night. otherwise like with chicken, cook a fucking mound of it and eat it all week long until you die becuase you passed out and pucked chicken into your lungs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jubes Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 a good ol shawarma always gives me a food boner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 i dont understand the mashed potatoes either....i mean, couldn't you have made some awesome rice? potatoes with fish is foreign to me. edit: apart from fish and chipz who the fuck are you? potatoes go with anything they go with god. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abracadabra Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 i just made cheese quesadillas, dipped them in sour cream and tapatio. and am now resting with tecate. i totally fuckin pwned my stove i dont understand the mashed potatoes either....i mean, couldn't you have made some awesome rice? potatoes with fish is foreign to me. edit: apart from fish and chipz who the fuck are you? potatoes go with anything they go with god. potatoes go well inside your rectum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 yeah you're such a tight ass you couldn't even fit a grain of rice up there, faggot bitch. edit: i don't really mean that though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted December 7, 2008 Author Share Posted December 7, 2008 well you're kinda right, anyone who doesnt "understand mashed potatoes" needs to live a few more years and learn how to eat food and losen up that rectum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MajaIloveyou Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 potatoes go well inside your rectum LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abracadabra Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 well you're kinda right, anyone who doesnt "understand mashed potatoes" needs to live a few more years and learn how to eat food and losen up that rectum i guess your fusion made me cringe a little alright i'm open to it though (not my rectum) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted December 7, 2008 Author Share Posted December 7, 2008 *gives you a hot shower massage* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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