Guest mrcopyandpaste Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 quit yo ass kissin' and get scrubbing bitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 *kicks midget in face* You alright copy? What shall we do with this body? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 *wakes up on the toilet, straigtens collar, leaves* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rogueofmv Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 *lives in America and is not old enough to drink, so going to a pub would be 100% useless* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 *points and laughs mockingly at the kid who can't drink* *stumbles out into the street drunkenly, falling and breaking front teeth on the curb* *takes 40 year old cougar home, contracts gonhorrea and forms a bastard child in one fell swoop* *wakes up the next morning with no recollection of any of it* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 *tells you about nick papagiorgio* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rogueofmv Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 *points and laughs mockingly at the kid who can't drink* *stumbles out into the street drunkenly, falling and breaking front teeth on the curb* *takes 40 year old cougar home, contracts gonhorrea and forms a bastard child in one fell swoop* *wakes up the next morning with no recollection of any of it* Damn, looks like you had some fun last night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 Fuck you all and your pub roleplay thread, your coke is flat as fuck anyway. :heart: mrcopyandpaste and Stoppit. Fuck the rest of you and you OneToThirtySix you dirty pot washing midget. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 Fuck you all and your pub roleplay thread, your coke is flat as fuck anyway. :heart: mrcopyandpaste and Stoppit. Fuck the rest of you and you OneToThirtySix you dirty pot washing midget. I shook all the fizz out of the carbonation can in back just for you. :angry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chim Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 *gets arsefaced on booze he brought himself in a bag* *gets up and walks around saying nonsense* hey ye wanka twit me posh ages walk after fuckbeers i'm not that drunk *steals a credit card and orders tequila for the ones by the bartender* hey guys youre my best friends now *steals wrong persons bag and gets in a fight* *gets dragged out and dies on the curb* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 *walks in amongst the uk'ers* OY MATES YOO FOOKING MINGAS WOTS THE DEAL EH QUIT BEIN SOOCH A BELLEND AN 'AND ME A POINT *sips* SHIT'S THE DOGS BOLLOCKS INNIT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sir Winston Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 I say you ruffian stop being a bounder and read the rules (of the pub). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 I took a wee wee up the bar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoppit Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 *walks up to bar* *slips on some wee* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 *walks up to bar* *slips on some wee* This is another of my ways fo showing affection for you, I knew you would walk there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoppit Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 *feels deeply touched, and slightly damp* GEORGE, WHEN WE LEAVE THIS PUB, I AM GOING TO BUY YOU A KEBAB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 Your a fucking legend, man a legend, what a geeza, diamond, thankyou man, and, and, and I'll get you pudding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoppit Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 Can I have cake? ...where are we going to get cake at this time? we need to get to a 24-hour Tesco roleplay thread, NOW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 24-hour Tesco is great but perhaps we should just stay within the pub roleplay thread but make visits to tescos. like i just did, i've got a selection of cheeses, help yourselves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beatfanatic Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 hmm cheese and fosters should go well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 I bought some bacon strips and some king prawns, these go really well togther as snacks inbetween drinks, also I bought some packs of pickled cockles with little plastic forks from the cash and carry next door, £1 per packet, we charge in English money in this pub, no euros, no dollars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sir Winston Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 Cockles are fucking awesome. Nice one bud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 Yeah they really hit the spot, they're free for you though, coz despite your join date, I swear you were around before that under a different name? Or am I confusing you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 *orders a cranberry juice* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jim Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 i'll have a guinness...not a pint mind! Just a good old-fashioned american guinness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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