impakt Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 Hey mate, long time no see. Sorry what was that? I didn't quite hear you. Ah, yeah. Totally. Hang on, going to the toilet, brb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 So it's like a Tiramisu? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 Hey mate, long time no see. Sorry what was that? I didn't quite hear you. Ah, yeah. Totally. Hang on, going to the toilet, brb. DONT DO IT THE URINAL SPRAYERS ARENT FIXED. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klanty Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 So it's like a Tiramisu? Technically we're in Batter country. big batter cups of extreme deliciousness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impakt Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 OH SHIIIIIIIIIII *urinal sprays all over pants* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 *walks past the bar que farting* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv_party Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 I inflate an elephant shaped dirigible in the main room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beatfanatic Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 Can I get a Cranberry Juice??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Betty Posted March 9, 2009 Share Posted March 9, 2009 I make a Yorkshire pudding in the middle of the floor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beatfanatic Posted March 9, 2009 Share Posted March 9, 2009 *accidently steps on the yorkshire pudding* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv_party Posted March 9, 2009 Share Posted March 9, 2009 now I let a pack of well starved wild dogs loose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meadows and Labyrinths Posted March 9, 2009 Share Posted March 9, 2009 I'M HUNGRY AND IN A BAD MOOD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted March 9, 2009 Share Posted March 9, 2009 *sidles up to luke and screams in his ear* GOOD EVENING FAGGOT I'LL BE YOUR SERVER THE FUCK YOU WANT? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meadows and Labyrinths Posted March 9, 2009 Share Posted March 9, 2009 SOME TYLENOL, LOL AND SOME EAR SYRUP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted March 9, 2009 Share Posted March 9, 2009 *chews an entire bottle of tylenol and slowly massages the grainy, slobbery paste into luke's ear with his tongue* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted March 9, 2009 Share Posted March 9, 2009 lol, oh god thats sick, but kool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted March 9, 2009 Share Posted March 9, 2009 My shift is fucking over, I've been behind this bar for two days now. *leaves* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted March 9, 2009 Share Posted March 9, 2009 lol, sorry mate, its my shift now. COME ON CUNTS WHAT THE FUCK YOU HAVING YO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sir Winston Posted March 9, 2009 Share Posted March 9, 2009 Is this fucking fruity fixed or what? I put £15 in and won SHIT ALL. FUCK THIS PUB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted March 9, 2009 Share Posted March 9, 2009 Is this fucking fruity fixed or what? I put £15 in and won SHIT ALL. FUCK THIS PUB. Yes its fixed and I've been watching you play, why you always holding the left and right bars and letting the middle spin you dick? All 3 have to rotate at some point you fucking knob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sir Winston Posted March 9, 2009 Share Posted March 9, 2009 Yes its fixed and I've been watching you play, why you always holding the left and right bars and letting the middle spin you dick? All 3 have to rotate at some point you fucking knob. I won £3. Double gin and tonic please. We allowed to light up in this pub? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted March 9, 2009 Share Posted March 9, 2009 Comin' right up, go for it, fuck da police. This is London Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted March 9, 2009 Share Posted March 9, 2009 *returns from smoking outside* *closes curtains* *smokes* that was close guys, there's a police car slowly driving down the road checkin pub windows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beariksson Posted March 9, 2009 Share Posted March 9, 2009 *throws a midget in through the saloon doors* *runs off* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted March 9, 2009 Share Posted March 9, 2009 Hey little guy, watcha doin'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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