Guest Rambo Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 I was about 11 at the time and playing football on the school playground. It was just your run of the mill game of football really, we were 3-1 up against the year 5's. Chloe was stood over by the bench with a packet of mammoth bites and she said something to me as i ran past, but i didn't catch it. She was a dream. Little did i know that in 3 years time she would be sucking me off outside a tent. I tried to tackle Adam G but failed and watched as the year 5's ran towards our goal. 3-2. Our goalkeeper (can't remember who) kicked the ball long to big Paul with the lisp, he chested it down and passed it to me. Unfortunately i lingered on the ball too long and i was kicked powerfully on the shin by Jonesy, which left a greenish bump for several days. "fuck" i said immediately on impact. Great days. That's probably my clearest memory of being kicked in the leg, watmm. Talk to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 I once was at a picnic, and my plate of fried chicken accidentally got knocked off by someone's elbow, causing my drumstick to go sailing into the air, only to be punted by a five year old running past trying to catch his sister. My leg got kicked, and I didn't even bother to go retrieve it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest David R James Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 I was walking out of school at about the age of 12, generally happy and content only to get knee'd right in the leg, it hurt so much i cryed, it was by some older lad who was just being a complete cunt. I know who he is and if i saw him on a night out i would happily kick him in the nuts now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Maybe you could kick him in the leg and get him to sign up to watmm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 On my last day of primary school I was tackled by my principal during a soccer match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 come one guys, we have all been kicked in the leg one time or another. It doesn't have to be as riveting as Joyrex's story. Just be honest about the bruising, pain etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 one time i did a cartwheel and kicked my brother in the face and my victory streamed out of his eyes and ruined his life in the leg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yegg Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 LOL! Looks like the guy has down syndrom... poor guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idrn Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 LOL! Looks like the guy has down syndrom... poor guy. poor fella, not only does he probably have the same mental age as the kid, but he kicked him about as hard as a girl the same age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Helper ET Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 a little off topic, but karate chopping people behind the knee which their weight is on while they are walking...is hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 why do hits in the shin hurt so fucking much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 A girl hit me in the shin so hard that my shin started to bleed and I had a scar there for the next half year or so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 A girl hit me in the shin so hard that my shin started to bleed and I had a scar there for the next half year or so you should have hit her between the legs, with your liebewurst Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Helper ET Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 take your german elsewhere bigot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 why do hits in the shin hurt so fucking much? Very thin layer of skin/muscle there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdamAnchorman Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 just last week i was kicked in the leg. playing soccer at work and some chinese guy (total hacker on the field) kicked me in the upper ankle, leading to a nice purple and green bruise and a sore ankle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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