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tell me your current dark secrets. be honest, and shameless

 

sometimes i think of raping my mother, and fingering my dad, yet at the same time i dream of creating world peace and living with god

 

im so terrified...to such a state that even condensing it into a word is such an understatement, that if anyone attempts to even try doing so, it becomes clear they simply cant get it

 

"pretentious fucker blah blah blah..." what about me?

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i am a worthless post-whore

 

sometimes i think of raping other people's attention, and fingering my status as member of WATMM, yet at the same time i dream of creating the perfect fart and living with my intense degree of faggotry

 

im so terrified...to such a state that even condensing it into a word is such an understatement, that if anyone attempts to even try doing so, it becomes clear they simply can't get it

 

obviously by quoting this, kaini has proved himself as an irrevocable fag, who is thoroughly beyond redemption. he is below me, and if you get me, below you too.

 

so rather than respond to him, just FART! mmmmm the smell of my bowels... sooooo good... *farts*... MMMMMM *wanks*... MMMMMMMMMMMM

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Guest Helper ET

ha ha you so funnee! you be da TV! many people be seeing you...for you are ther seer! praise ala kaini...the new god!

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you are incapable of loving anyone because you do not love yourself

 

 

i learned love through myself...it is the only way.

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Guest Helper ET
sometimes i imagine doing press ups because i'm too comfortable to get up

 

stop your code talk and speak to me!

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ha ha you so funnee! you be da TV! many people be seeing you...for you are ther seer! praise ala kaini...the new god!

 

i have been here a long time and i have seen many assholes who shit salvia divinorum and try and call it a golden apple.

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i be herre long time. i know the what is. you be this, and i be this, so dare4 we B dith. e=mc2 cause i say so and praise ala and eating pizza 73 pepperoni double topping (pepperoni and extra cheese) we got 2 pizzas for the price of 1...and its way better than panago!

 

ban ET

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Guest Rambo
sometimes i imagine doing press ups because i'm too comfortable to get up

 

stop your code talk and speak to me!

 

i hope you don't think my posts have hidden messages lol

 

Lay off the jaffa cakes if that's the case....

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Guest Helper ET

what SR4 said

 

gte the fuck out of here with your youtube videos you desperate fool!

 

"what can i say? oh no! i have nothing to say, so ill quote seomone else........in the form of a youtube video..."

 

 

makes sense......right?

 

um um um bah bah bah mista bloooooo sky!!!!!

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gte the fuck out of here with your youtube videos you desperate fool!

 

"what can i say? oh no! i have nothing to say, so ill quote seomone else........in the form of a youtube video..."

 

i reckon everything's covered.

 

so really, the only reason i'm posting is because i'm trying to improve the thread

...with something other than your hopeless faggotry.

but in all honesty as hard as i try this thread will reeeeeeeek of pseudo-alien faggotry

i could post a million ELO videos and we would still be in negative faggotry points in this here thread

so i give up here

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this is my last post

i hope youre happy

you made the kids true

your logic traps me

 

i was right for a while

now im just wrong with a smile

youve gone and fapped me

oh lord rap me out some rhymes

which i cant undermine

and let me tap thee

 

for i shall go on watmm

and bother em

till i got them into a state

into complete irate

and well hold each others hands

and well touch each others mans

 

 

its what you always wanted,

dont pretend you dont want it

ive got your sucky cream

youve got to come to me

 

OH watmm

its gone on for far too long

ive been ashamed all along

my posts are useless and drab

to you im worthless and a fad

 

so why do i post?

im just a curios'

for your mind to see

we are the same being

 

a mind all connected

yet seemingly disconnected

we are our self

yet someone else

lets all get reconnected

 

and the verse...lah lah lah lala lah, ooh ooh la la ooh ooh, bing bing bee bee boop dah, lah da doop bee doo pah!

 

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Thanks ET...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

... :mellow: ...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...(for turning me on to ELO).

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valiant has no meaning in the world of professional wrestling!

 

i am ET!

i'm trapped in a thread -

of someone else's construction.

 

thread made me do a pee!

and i can only blame my head

it's like a bowel obstruction.

 

oops, *retires again*

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