Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 its a sweltering day and you can't cool down. a brainwave! slip your jorts into the freezer for 30+minutes then retrieve and wear. imagine the cooling sensation on your cock and balls and ass. fjorts! [i dreamt about fjorts] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 *passes this thread over to Iain* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 That is a fantastic idea and I would try it if it wasn't miserable, cold, overcast and drizzling in London. One of the most comfortable and lovely things a person can do is to put on an entire suit of freshly washed clothes (or just underwear if you're cheap) directly from the tumble drier. It's a feeling like no other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehauntingsoul Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 ^word Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Etch Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Putting on new socks. Cleaning ears with earbuds. And what Iain said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 I just stick a popsicle in my ass... cools you right down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 first person to do this and post photos wins a secret awesome prize sent to you by fred mcgriff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 first person to do this and post photos wins a secret awesome prize sent to you by fred mcgriff A popsicle in the ass? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 no you dimwit, the fjorts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoppit Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 how would the photo prove that the jorts had been frozen before wearing? I think there needs to be an extreme close-up showing frosting around the scrotal area Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 how would the photo prove that the jorts had been frozen before wearing? I think there needs to be an extreme close-up showing frosting around the scrotal area This is my point, it would be far easier to prove a popsicle in the ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 they would stay frosty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 I'll do this tomorrow if you like. I'll put my jorts in the freezer tonight, and wear them tomorrow, and take pictures of the whole process. But I would actually like a prize if you've got anything going spare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 it's like shoving a northern fjord up your taint! fjaint! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Don't leave them in overnight. I fear that might not turn out great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 I don't really care if it ruins the jorts, they were £10 jeans. I could always make new jorts! I've got a lot of jeans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 why would it ruin them well, give it a go. seeing as they weren't £300 jeans you've made jorts out of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 I don't know if it would ruin them or not, just saying be careful! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCONES TO DIE FOR Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 They should be damp when you put them in the freezer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 of course they'd be damp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 OK, the jorts are in the freezer, nestling next to a Dr. Oetker. I hope we've got warm weather tomorrow, because my nards are going to get mighty cold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 what happened? are they still in the freezer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoppit Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 Yeah, what's going on? I demand to see frosted balls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 It's funny this thread should be bumped, because I do actually have a fjorts update. When I posted my last replies, it was quite late in the evening and I'd been getting stoned all day. Naturally, I completely forgot about the jorts in the freezer until about 10.30 PM last night! I'm away for the weekend (AGAIN) going to family wedding in Manchester, and I was sitting in the pub with Gary C and some others when my phone rang. It was my housemate's Sri Lankan girlfriend, who in heavily accented, highly bemused and very frightened-sounding English asked me if I knew anything about the pair of jorts languishing in the freezer. I guess as a collector of jeans (About 12 pairs at last count) I was always going to be the culprit, but she was alone in the house all night and had managed to convince herself somehow that some pervert had broken into the house and left skimpy clothes hidden in the freezer as some kind of sick and threatening sexual gesture. She wasn't far wrong, except I don't have to break into the house because I already have keys. I briefly explained to her the experiment and that I'd simply forgotten to take them out, but for some reason she didn't sound very reassured, and actually sounded slightly more bemused and threatened than before. But that's the price you have to pay when you live with a hardcore jorts enthusiast. I instructed her to leave the jorts in the freezer as I still intend to wear them. I get back to the house on Sunday; and after a long, hot and sweaty train journey down from Manchester there's nothing I'll enjoy more than slipping into a pair of frosty, ice-cold jorts. My jorts. Bonus picture of the jorts in the freezer on day one: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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