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i peed the bed a little today


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Funny, I just did this about a week ago (dreamed that I needed to pee, let a bit of pee out, woke up, and realized I had wet the front of my underwear)

 

yeah but the difference is youre are like twice my age so youre basically an old man. but hi five for us peeing our beds together

 

If being 35(6) is old, then you're half dead already

 

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Funny, I just did this about a week ago (dreamed that I needed to pee, let a bit of pee out, woke up, and realized I had wet the front of my underwear)

 

yeah but the difference is youre are like twice my age so youre basically an old man. but hi five for us peeing our beds together

 

If being 35(6) is old, then you're half dead already

 

and youre almost dead

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the last time i peed the bed i dreamt i was riding a bike on a cliff and the only way to power the bike was to pee as hard as i could. best bike ever.

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the last time i peed the bed i dreamt i was riding a bike on a cliff and the only way to power the bike was to pee as hard as i could. best bike ever.

 

were you sitting backwards on the bike? this would make sense, as it could have acted as a type of propulsion system, similar to a water hose flailing around with all the pressure inside

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just kidding joyrex, youll live long...youll live long

 

Gosh, I hope not

 

thats the spirit! cmon, dont be a suicider. the one retarded thing none of them seem to understand is that once youre dead, there will be no "you" to recognize that all the pain is gone. its not pain relief, its life relief. on the premise of OBEs and NDEs, youll at best find yourself outside of your body feeling the exact same way about your existanbce as you do now

 

...and here i am trying to tell you how to live your life

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just kidding joyrex, youll live long...youll live long

 

Gosh, I hope not

 

thats the spirit! cmon, dont be a suicider. the one retarded thing none of them seem to understand is that once youre dead, there will be no "you" to recognize that all the pain is gone. its not pain relief, its life relief. on the premise of OBEs and NDEs, youll at best find yourself outside of your body feeling the exact same way about your existanbce as you do now

 

...and here i am trying to tell you how to live your life

 

nothing screams "i'm a serious philosopher" like wetting the bed after six morning beers

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just kidding joyrex, youll live long...youll live long

 

Gosh, I hope not

 

thats the spirit! cmon, dont be a suicider. the one retarded thing none of them seem to understand is that once youre dead, there will be no "you" to recognize that all the pain is gone. its not pain relief, its life relief. on the premise of OBEs and NDEs, youll at best find yourself outside of your body feeling the exact same way about your existanbce as you do now

 

...and here i am trying to tell you how to live your life

 

nothing screams "i'm a serious philosopher" like wetting the bed after six morning beers

 

Einstein too had a penis to urinate

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Guest my usernames always really suck

I tend to wet the bed on the first time I go to sleep after traveling several timezones.

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as far as im i concerned, i've just pwned everyone here. Any challengers?

 

Yeah I wee'd my bed deliberately a couple of times as an ADULT PWN RAMBO PWN.

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