Guest idrn Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 is everyone yet to highlight the glaring obvious problem that you probably just wank too much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv_party Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 wanking a lot is idm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 he's probably thinking how disgusting the whole act of exchanging bodily fluids is, and that he's let himself down joining the rest of the plebs of society who procreate willy nilly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patternoverlap Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 I didn't cum the first time I had sex because I was really nervous. Haven't had a problem too often since then. The few times I haven't been able to it was from exhaustion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 i didn't jizz the first two times. but she jizzed twice, each time. wicked true story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest joshier Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 Getting in a car for the first time, hitting the pedal all the way and realising most cars are fucking slow. Major let down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 realizing i'm a asshole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 that's not the idm way marf that is exactly the idm way unless you're hardcore idm, a pure blood; if that's the case then this situation just doesn't exist in any capacity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 Mister Lonely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 WHAT?OKAY! lol @ double post of hearing loss. I hate tinnitus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 My biggest anti-climax is hearing loss. My head is a swarm of crickets and hissing pressure cookers. I have to get a repeat from people sometimes up to 2 or 3 times. My doctor said "I could make you a hearing aid but I don't think it would help." wtf? fml. I'm 30. What's 40 gonna be like? WHAT?OKAY! i've got that shit now and i'm 21 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 yea I hate aging. My sleeping patterns suck so bad now that im older. I use to be able to sleep 10 -12 (if needed) hours straight thru no wake ups in between. Now i cant help but wake up a couple times, but the most fucked up part is the waking up feels completely natural. I AM CHANGING!!! I need a god to pray to. i hear that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 not being able to cum sucks but if you hit that sweet spot where you've imbibed enough drink/drugs that you can, but it takes fucking ages, you can have a lot of fun with a girl :devil: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 Finding out you've bought unsmoked bacon, what a cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 not being able to cum sucks but if you hit that sweet spot where you've imbibed enough drink/drugs that you can, but it takes fucking ages, you can have a lot of fun with a girl :devil: this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 I like to cum once, real hard, and then continue having sex, because it takes me a while to cum, and the "girl" usually gets 2-4 orgasms before I cum again. This is fantastic stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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