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His movies are so well directed, written and produced. Perfectly pulled off, each and every one of them. And just the right amount of stupid and immensely rediculous cgi action/battle/destruction scenes. a true and perfect artist. The Zeus of film. all of his movies make me grow as a person. He is my Jesus. God Bless Michael Bay, the perfect filmmaker.

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well right now it's transformers 2 cause i just saw it and can't get it (or the soundtrack) out of my head!

 

but other than that i gotta stick with the classics Armageddon and Pearl Harbor. Perfect combination of intense, manly, chest hair action interspliced with sexy and soft, loving romance scenes that your gf can tough your penis to.

 

but really i celebrate the mans entire catalogue. making a choice would be criminal.

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don't even get me started about his godly camera effects, those blue lens flares around every 4 or 5 objects per scene gives me more wood than a lumberyard, you have no idea

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don't even get me started about his godly camera effects, those blue lens flares around every 4 or 5 objects per scene gives me more wood than a lumberyard, you have no idea

 

i didn't want to mention it for fear of artistic jazzb& but THANK YOU! it's like god is winking at you 6 times a scene!

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I want people to bring their A game. There are some directors that sit in a chair. They sit in their trailer. I am always on the set. I do 12-hour days, that's it, and I don't go in overtime. And I shoot very fast. When I am doing action I'm like your worst nightmare basketball coach. I am there with my kneepads on, right next to you, and I'm there because I'm trying to instill the adrenaline. When they see me intense, I see actors' intensity starting to rise. It's like a game you've got to play. Sometimes you create a bit of chaos. We call it on the set ''Bayos.'' But no, honestly, it's like a manipulation thing.

 

When I was 27, I did a whole string of commercials that were pretty famous, the type of commercial where people go to a bar [and say], ''Did you see that commercial?'' That ''Got Milk?'' stuff, a whole string of funny Nike ones, whatever. So I sent this reel [of my work] around Hollywood. I get this call from my agent. ''Steven wants to see you.'' I go, ''Steven who?'' ''Steven Spielberg wants to see you.'' Okay. I drove down to his office. A true story — I said, ''You know, when I was 15, I worked at Lucasfilm and I filed your Raiders of the Lost Ark storyboards. I saw the entire movie [in storyboard form] and I honestly thought it was going to suck.'' [Laughs] And he started laughing. And I said, ''When I went to the Grauman's Chinese [Theater] with my parents and saw it, I went 'Oh my God, I've got to do this.''' [Pause] I don't know, he's always been nice to me.

 

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Mike and his script supervisor

 

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I CANT PLAY THIS GAME MOTHERFUCK THIS PRICK GOD FUCKING DAMMIT FUCK YOU MICHAEL BAY I CANT BELIEVE YOU SAID THAT SHIT YOU ARE THE BIGGEST FUCKING DOUCHE ON THE PLANET HOW DID THIS HAPPEN YOU ARE RUINING THE WORLD

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