Shaved my Balls

[Guest Iain C]

Well WATMM, I finally went and did it. After years of trimming down with scissors, and occasionally using a hand-razor on errant hairs on the shaft, I finally worked up the courage to shave my balls and most of my pubic hair off in the shower with a disposable razor.

 

This is fucking amazing. No nicks, no cuts, smooth a a baby's bottom (watch out, joshier). This feels brilliant and I recommend it to anyone.

 

 

Along with my grade-1 shaved head, I'm getting closer and closer to my dream of being completely hairless except for a moustache.

 

Edit: Now with bonus ball-shaving poll. I'm sure we've done this before, but let's see what the noobs have to say!

[Velazquez]

did you use shaving cream?

[Guest Iain C]

did you use shaving cream?

 

Nah, hot running water and a bit of shower gel here and there

[Hautlle]

yes, this feels great. but you have to keep up on it or it gets uncomfortable eventually (prickly)

[Guest Lady kakapo]

I bet Tycho shaves his balls.

 

That's me done for the day.

[Velazquez]

I've been on the fence about completely hairless balls, worried about nicks and cuts.

[Guest Iain C]

NB, with regards to the poll, I picked "on the regular" because I intend to make it a regular occurance.

 

I've been on the fence about completely hairless balls, worried about nicks and cuts.

 

I just went really slow and used a brand-new razor...

 

I bet Tycho shaves his balls.

 

That's me done for the day.

 

I met a Tycho fan who didn't really know much about/like Boards of Canada, true story.

[Dan C]

My balls are smoother than smooth

[Guest AOOproductions]

Im to afraid i'd cut the sack. I once shaved the base of my penis and cut it! fucker wouldn't stop itching and burning, bouncing around down there all sweaty and bloody like. all that sticky shit and shit with the prickly hairs poking through. not worth it.

 

NO SIR, I DONT LIKE IT.

[Guest Dirty Protest]

When it grows back the hairs feel as sharp as needles. You'll be grabbing at yourself like Michael Jackson for about 2 weeks.

[Guest Adjective]

let us know how it feels 2 days from now

[Dan C]

You just have to keep on top of it.

[Guest Adjective]

what about 5 o'clock shadow

[Dan C]

Should have said 5'ocock shadow!

[Guest Iain C]

When it grows back the hairs feel as sharp as needles. You'll be grabbing at yourself like Michael Jackson for about 2 weeks.

 

*jokes about MJ's predeliction for hairless balls*

[Dan C]

Are you shaving your nuts because of your new profession?

[Guest Iain C]

I'm shaving my nuts because my Xbox broke and I need something to keep my hands busy.

 

This news just in: Keltoi likes having hairy balls!

[keltoi]

[Guest Iain C]

C brother in "hairy balls" shocker

 

The real purpose of this thread was to help me visualise WATMM members' balls.

[Guest Adjective]

whenever i've shaved bare, i always find somewhere else that needs a trim to "match" and then i end up looking like a swimmer

[Guest Iain C]

whenever i've shaved bare, i always find somewhere else that needs a trim to "match" and then i end up looking like a swimmer

 

Yeah, this all started for me when I shaved the non-balls pubes a couple of days ago. Now I'm wondering, should I expand my shaving to the thighs? What about the grundle? Where does it stop?

[Guest Adjective]

i've used a #2 on my legs before, i looked 15. (i loved it)

but now i just trim the pubes a little to make my dick look bigger

 

i've trimmed up my pits before too thinking that i would be "cleaner" but it was just awkward feeling

[Guest Iain C]

I wouldn't shave my legs just yet, they're the hairiest part of my body and it's about the only vestige of masculinity I have... plus, jorts look better with a thick carpet of ginger hair.

 

Did you use head-hair clippers on your pubes? I tried that (no guard) but it didn't really work for me with the coarseness of the hair.

[Guest Gary C]

I trim.

[Guest Iain C]

Are you working tonight? I've not been sleeping lately and wish to anaesthetise myself with alcohol.