Guest Mr Salads Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 When you're out playing golf with your boss and you're on the last hole, make sure you pull the ball past the green. You don't want to win, trust me. Your return flight home will be that much more pleasant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 what's everyones favourite salad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan C Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zaphod Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Why am I busting my butt as a doctor while Wanda is strolling down the Champs Elysees? Maybe if I knew a little less, I'd have time to live a little more. Even when you're a genius, life's a mystery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 life is not a mystery, you're just an idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zaphod Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 The best success is usually the one you risk the most to achieve. But tonight I learned that sometimes just taking the risk is its own reward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Siegecow Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 what kind of sick fucking moron names their kid doogie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zaphod Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Tonight my dad heard people say things about him you usually don't hear until you're dead. He couldn't ask for a better reason to go on living. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest assegai Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnTqs Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind. *places chin between thumb and index finger* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blir Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Shit, my company are going to Portugal in October to play golf, if I beat my boss I'd never let him live it down. He'd never hear anything else from then until the day he fires me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 I've forgotten what this thread was about. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. FUCKING LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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