post something that might as well come from the avatar above you

[Guest Calx Sherbet]

no officer, i haven't learned my lesson

[Guest glasse]

hi my name is fx grin

[Guest abusivegeorge]

I just licked your mums pussy

[jeremymacgregor87]

"I am a big man - yes I am - and I've got a big gun. Got me a big ol' dick, you know, and I like to have fun..."

[Guest dese manz hatin]

"Apples with beards...... fucking IDM."

[Guest FortyTwo]

What the fuck an i doing with this sign?

[Guest Pennywise]

scotland is really, really shit and I hate it.

[Guest Dirty Protest]

I used to be a woman

[Guest idrn]

we must mutilate the dead and throw them over the parapets

[thehauntingsoul]

what happened to classical music?

[Guest Dirty Protest]

Wizbits let himself go

[Guest dese manz hatin]

"King in the castle, I have a chair"

[Guest Iain C]

"It cost 50 quid to have made but it was totally worth it"

[Guest abusivegeorge]

"I was a naval hero in the anal barracks"

[Guest Dirty Protest]

I dont care about your piles, your sister wants to watch Hollyoaks.

[Guest dese manz hatin]

"Sticks and stones may break bones but this device sure does get some pleasure out of me buttocks, seen"

[chim]

Take the picture guys, I gotta go to school

[Guest Coalbucket PI]

"sometimes I have fantasies about killing people and shitting on them"

[Guest Iain C]

Do you think the hat is "too much"?

[Guest petr]

Do you think the hat is "too much"?

[Hoodie]

"Man on LSD stabs dogs, says they 'bled rainbows'"

[Guest petr]

"Man on LSD stabs baby, says it 'bled rainbows'"

[Guest Adjective]

[Guest dese manz hatin]

Oranges LP. Quite a good name for my next album mate. I think i'm gonna make it a bit funky, something new. Oranges, get me.

[Guest Stoppit]

'wait..this isn't a tin of cuprinol...how the fuck am I meant to paint my fence with this road sign?'